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I just found out my girlfriend is a Jazz fan

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GlenRice, Jan 15, 2010.

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  1. King1

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    Kill her and bury the body.
     
    #21 King1, Jan 15, 2010
  2. Dave_78

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    I can't say I wouldn't have knifed her right then and there.
     
    #22 Dave_78, Jan 15, 2010
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    I'm sure that's not going to be a problem. Most jazz fans are used to taking it up the ass.

    Just be sure to remember the KY. I'm sure they stock it in Utah...
     
    #23 ima_drummer2k, Jan 15, 2010
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  4. Harrisment

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    Kinda creeped out that the mailman makes you j*zz yourself.
     
    #24 Harrisment, Jan 15, 2010
  5. Microfridge

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    Guys, guys, you can't just jump into rash decisions. You have to observe the hotness/jazz fandom scale that I've just created:

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    As you can see, if she's above the Marsha Kirilenko line, you keep her. If she's below the line, it's time to find a new woman.
     
    #25 Microfridge, Jan 15, 2010
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  6. Hippieloser

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    Dump her. She strikes me as the kind of girl who's desperate for a ring.
     
    #26 Hippieloser, Jan 15, 2010
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  7. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    lol...win-nar!
     
    #27 boomboom, Jan 15, 2010
  8. moestavern19

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    Picturing your girlfriend cheering for Greg Ostertag is probably worse than picturing her getting railed by 3 Sumo Wrestlers.
     
    #28 moestavern19, Jan 15, 2010
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    the best funny thread ever!
     
    #29 Prince, Jan 15, 2010
  10. Two Sandwiches

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    __________Speechless response_______
     
    #30 Two Sandwiches, Jan 15, 2010
  11. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    do it in the jazzhole, err pooper
     
    #31 pgabriel, Jan 15, 2010
  12. SwoLy-D

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    Just get LAYDen get out of there, fast. :eek:

    Make sure you stockTONS of kleenex tissues for the playoffs. :p

    You know she will want to keep you in that relationship longer than paying back for one of JERRY's loans. :eek:
     
    #32 SwoLy-D, Jan 15, 2010
  13. what

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    I didn't even read the whole story, lol. Dump her quick. This is not a matter to take lightly!
     
    #33 what, Jan 15, 2010
  14. Castro

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    She might kick you in the nads in bed dude. And she will most certainly cheat on you with the mailman.


    Mount it and pound it wit a fury one last time. Think of the Stockton 3 that ended our season. Bank shot, off the forehead, nothing but eye!
     
    #34 Castro, Jan 15, 2010
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  15. BiGGieStuFF

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    It's not Jizzed in your pants man!. YOu must have meant you Jazzed in your pants which means upon the slightest touch it flopped. Now THAT is more likely!
     
    #35 BiGGieStuFF, Jan 15, 2010
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  16. Honey Bear

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    This doesn't make sense.
     
    #36 Honey Bear, Jan 15, 2010
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    Yeah, maybe puting the Jazz fan level in the reverse order will make it better.
     
    #37 marks0223, Jan 15, 2010
  18. Nero

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    thread useless without pics

    she had a crush on that pasty gollum?

    and.... now she is with you?

    Ummm

    maybe.. maybe she is just setting you up so you won't feel so bad when she tells you the REAL bad news, something like, she has just been diagnosed and an extremely contagious and violently deadly strain of herpes.. and then you can be like, oh, whew, that's not so bad then..

    all about percpective
     
    #38 Nero, Jan 15, 2010
  19. Asian Sensation

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    lmao well played sir.
     
    #39 Asian Sensation, Jan 15, 2010
  20. Surfguy

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    abuse her with a john stockton bobblehead.
     
    #40 Surfguy, Jan 15, 2010
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