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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015.

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  1. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    Guys, during the past couple of weeks, I have pooping a lot more frequently.

    Help.
     
    #1 roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015
  2. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    Good problem to have
     
    #2 Mr. Clutch, Sep 25, 2015
  3. mvpcrossxover

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    um......rate your feces?
     
    #3 mvpcrossxover, Sep 25, 2015
  4. roxxfan

    roxxfan Contributing Member

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    2.73. Low quality output. :(
     
    #4 roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015
  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Too hard or too soft?
     
    #5 Mr. Clutch, Sep 25, 2015
  6. roxxfan

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    Soft.....
     
    #6 roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015
  7. Mr. Clutch

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    Liquid?
     
    #7 Mr. Clutch, Sep 25, 2015
  8. Joshfast

    Joshfast "We're all gonna die" - Billy Sole
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    How much fiber is in your diet?
     
    #8 Joshfast, Sep 25, 2015
  9. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Eat more steak. POOP STRONG!
     
    #9 CometsWin, Sep 25, 2015
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    Do you fart in the shower.. Then get out and wipe?
     
    #10 davidio840, Sep 25, 2015
  11. FishBulb913

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    It's cancer. Rectal cancer.
     
    #11 FishBulb913, Sep 25, 2015
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    "it's not always cancer" house. m.d:p
     
    #12 conquistador#11, Sep 25, 2015
  13. moestavern19

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    Astros fan?
     
    #13 moestavern19, Sep 25, 2015
  14. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Have you tried self-diagnosing online? Maybe you should send in a stool sample.

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 AroundTheWorld, Sep 25, 2015
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    Where in the F **k is CCorn?
     
    #15 Roc Paint, Sep 25, 2015
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    What's the stink rating on a scale of 10?
     
    #16 FTW Rockets FTW, Sep 25, 2015
  17. roxxfan

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    No liquid. Just very soft. Not too much fiber I don't believe. Umm typical stink factor maybe slightly elevated on looser releases.

    Can't really get a good deal shipping poo via next day air UPS.

    Literally pooping as I type this.
     
    #17 roxxfan, Sep 25, 2015
  18. Haymitch

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    Start up a GoFundMe campaign to help you deal with the extra costs you've accumulated from buying stuff on Amazon as you sit on the toilet.
     
    #18 Haymitch, Sep 25, 2015
  19. LonghornFan

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    HUGE fan of **** shopping. I bought a PS4 package in the middle of dropping tail.
     
    #19 LonghornFan, Sep 25, 2015
  20. CCorn

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    Checking in.

    Has your alcohol intake increased or decreased over this time?
     
    #20 CCorn, Sep 26, 2015
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