****! I turn 18 tomorrow, and my friends were going to take me to Treasurez! They told me all about the illegal stuff that goes down there. What do I do now? What is the next best place to go to if you're 18?
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Never understood the attraction of strip clubs. Why would you pay a bunch of money to get turned on? Seems like more of a macho "hey yo man let's go to the strip bar and get wasted and see t***!!" thing more than anything. But whateva, playa. ;]
Yeah but isn't it the release men crave? Or is the build-up just as pleasurable? Don't tell me there's dozens of men sitting there masturbating in strip clubs...ugh, makes me queasy.
It's a topless chick rubbing her t*** in your face while "Girls Girls Girls" by Motley Crue plays at 150 decibels...It's not that hard to understand, here.
meh, i never understood it either. i've never payed for a lap dance. sure, i bought my way in, but that's b/c all my boys wanted to go and i wanted to hang out with them. $20 for 5 minutes and no touching? get the **** out of here.
If it's sex these noobs wanted than why didn't they just park there car at the Jack in the Box on Hilcroft and 59. It's only a 5 minute drive. I'm sure thye could have found a couple of gems.
I've never seen that before actually and I laughed my ass off. Thanks brodre. Last time I went, I ran into a girl that I used to work with. She gave me a lapdance. Wow, that was awkward. And funny. And awkard. And kind of sexy. But totally gross. Are strippers supposed to smell like chicken mcnuggets? Some kind of promotional deal?
Huh? Where was this, Utah? I just found some site in my favorites folder with ads for prostitutes in houston and there were some pretty good looking women who charge like half of that.
You don't know how hard that made me laugh. Especially the random subject change about Chicken nuggets.
At my brother's bachelor party we went to a strip club in El Paso. After we had been there for a while, we noticed that one of his buddies, a high school math teacher, was looking kinda freaked out. It turned out that the hottie taking her clothes off on-stage was one of his former students. Hilarity ensued when she came over and asked "Mr Shaeffer" if he wanted to get a lap dance from her. For some reason he turned her down...
