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I had to draw my gun...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Falcons Talon, Nov 18, 2007.

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  1. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    lol, obviously you weren't born with a sense of humor.

    but keep on with the personal insults, if it makes you feel like a bigger man.

    i really do think tumbled babies in a dryer really is funny though...really.

    what's funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown suit.
    get it? get it?
     
  2. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Contributing Member

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    It's not a toy or a game. I'm not going to take it out to look good. If I take it out, I'm prepared to use it. I'm glad I didn't have to.
     
  3. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Contributing Member

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    Hey, what personal insult. I said it tongue in cheek, and it was a joke. I find the fact that your mom raised such a pathetic creature very amusing. Apple must not fall far from the tree.
     
  4. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    I'm glad you and your family are safe.

    But this one sentence had me laughing so hard.. really.
     
  5. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Contributing Member

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    LOL...looking at it away from the rest of the post, it does look pretty funny.
     
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  7. macalu

    macalu Contributing Member

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    actually, it was your sister that bore me. you know how she loves having dogs.


    look...obviously you don't like me just b/c i think babies tumbling in a dryer is funny. :rolleyes: i mean, you really think i get a joy out of seeing babies get hurt? get over yourself. but i'm the tool.

    i actually commend you on adopting those kids. just don't put them in a dryer, b/c you know...i'll laugh.
     
  8. Falcons Talon

    Falcons Talon Contributing Member

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    I find the ignore list a good tool for tools. Yeah, I think your a jackass. You have a comment on everything, but you say nothing. You talk out of your ass trying to be funny, but you're sad. I pity you. It's a shame your parents didn't raise you better, but I'm sure it's a cycle. It's not your parents' fault they raised such a jackass...they didn't know any better. That's probably how they were raised too.

    Welcome to my ignore list.
     
  9. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Cheese and rice dude, chill.
     
  10. ndnguy85

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    i still can't stop laughing...ahhahah.

    i am trying to visualize the 6" fence..oh hahahhahha :D
     
  11. macalu

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    good freakin' lord man. don't pop that vein in your forehead. i let you make fun of my parents but you're gonna cry b/c i made a crack at your sister? lol.

    i was willing to extend an olive branch to you but now you can't read my post. oh well.
     
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    hey, you want to play basketball next saturday? or even wednesday. :D
     
  13. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.

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    TANGO CHARLIE THIS IS FOXTROT NINER, BACKYARD SECURE, OVER!!
     
  14. Roxfan73

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    After reading that line, I remembered that time Tackleberry pulled a gun on a shark:

    "Leave the swimming area NOW, MISTER!"

    [​IMG]
     
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    And this guy has a gun? Run for your lives! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  16. Mr. Brightside

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    I'm reminded of the classic Warren G song featuring Nate Dogg: "Regulate"

    Regulators
    we regulate any stealing of his property
    and we damn good too
    But you can't be any geek off the street,
    gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
    REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!
     
  17. chow_yun_fat

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    Falcons Talon and macalu POLL OFF!!!

    What's with the unusually high tension around the bbs?
     
  18. Shroopy2

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG-brC_NGNU

    Havent had any incidents like that but been thinking more and more of having a weapon handy just in case...
    Its good that nothing serious had to happen out of that
     
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    This post is reasonable.
     
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    Haha I laughed pretty hard at this. Anyways, hope to see you actually stay next Saturday.

    Back on topic. I hope Falcons won't have to pull the trigger, maybe if the guy can just be caught and let the justice system do their job would suffice. I dunno, I guess I wouldn't be able to sit comfortably knowing that I shot and killed someone. Unless of course he's trying to harm your family, which I don't think was his intentions, he was simply running away for attempted burglary (from what I can gather, I may be wrong).

    I'm watching a rerun of the Dem debate and reading this thread.. it's like fighting everywhere. These Dems are taking shots at each other, it's great!
     

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