In a moral sense, one should not really have kids due to the sheer overpopulation figures in the world. Resources are getting scarce and in a generation or two it will be gridlock everywhere.
The good news is, after you're dead is doesn't matter what you did; so you can go ahead and do whatever you want to do.
LOL, one of the shortest posts in this thread, yet probably the most profound as well. Seriously, I can't believe you guys are bugging about this video. (did I really just say 'bugging'?) It's called SATIRE. I didn't find it depressing at all, I laughed. I've been married for well over a month now, and I have literally NEVER been happier. Do I miss the days of sitting around in my underwear, ordering a pizza and watching football all day? Hell yes. (I can't wait until the wife goes to see her family this summer!) But after a while, it got old and I decided I needed more out of life. I laughed the hardest about the part talking about the ovulation calendar. That's pretty much my life right now, but it will all be worth it once we pop out a kid or two. The sooner the better. You want to stay single for the rest of your life, be my guest. Everyone has to make their own decisions. I'm not one of those people that judge others by whether their married or not. That's kind of silly. I just know that I've never been happier than I am right now, and it's only going to get better.
It's kinda funny, I dont think any married person in this thread was judging our single bruthas, yet they seem to respond to the posts like they were judged. (see HayesFan's post response) insecure about your(collective) current course a little bit? seriously, you wanna stay single all your life...great man, do what you want to do....Im not telling you otherwise. All I said is that if so many out there really think that satire is how it HAS to be, then I feel for you. I actually had the same mindset as yall for most of my 20s, then I met a woman who understood me, loved to get freaky in many different positions, and was stable, smart and wasn't a headcase.......and the capper? She never expected me to change to suit her. If you should ever reach a point where you feel something is missing and you want someone who will be there for you no matter what, then I hope you are smart enough to not settle till you can find a woman who does the same for you as mine does for me.....they are out there, you just gotta keep plugging away till you find her. (pun intended of course)
Yes, but you usually have to wait at least 6 months before you scare the wife like that. Its amazing the things you can do after being married for several years that you couldn't/wouldn't/shouldn't do right after getting married. Can I get an amen on that my fellow married friends?
Farting in front of a woman is never permissible. IMO, if you go that route, she has every right to do likewise, which would and should be intolerable. I wish the rule of thumb was still in place.
It's not like I'm going to leave the room when I feel the urge. Doesn't bother me, doesn't bother him, so I think we're good.
Kind of. We have a running count of each others farts. I'm ahead at the moment. I can't help it, I love broccoli. I've eaten it 5 straight days now.
Had a friend come over this afternoon before meeting up with some other friends. Before leaving my place, he starting going on and on about relationships and getting older and marriage (he's single) and everything else. Just to kill some time because I wasn't quite ready to go, I pulled up this thread and showed him this video. Five minutes later he starts yelling and screaming and saying he wishes he had never seen this and storms out. I called him several times but he won't pick up. At first I thought it was an act but now I'm not so sure........wow.
