I got rejected by a girl yesterday.

Second guess yourself on the internet more.

 

Damn you actually told her it was the arms? That's seinfeld-esque there. "She's got man hands."

 

No, I played the whole, not ready to get back out there thing. I left out the rest.

 

Been there done that. Give it a few days and you'll feel better. But like what others have said, you should just act like nothing happened.

 

It is quite obvious you told her about her arms, or you wrote the above comment.

If it was you, then kudo's. Everyone needs to let off some steam.

If she wrote that, then that is pretty freaking bad. I know I'm notorious for talking to girls about things they should change, but at least mine are doable.

As I said, bro. You need some time off, period. You'll thank me later.

 

Why do guys get depressed over being turned down by girl? I really don't get it. It's not like guys don't immediately think of a way to dump them once they've slept with them.

 

so i just met a girl out who was a singer (karaoke night) and she 'dedicated' 2 songs to me.

mnice girl.

an hour later i get the 'but i have a boyfrtiend so we cant have sex *laughs*'.

then she called me 20 minutes later. has to be a stripper.

then another girl with the same name decided to tell m her life story and admitted she has low self esteem. this was the same girl i spilled 2 drinks on and she proceeded to take off my hat and throw it in the puddle of drink. definitely an unclassy see you in tea.

we later spooned.

 

Lame.

 

A relationship thread where someone gets rejected. This will last at least 5 pages.



Im just piling on.

 

have you considered the priesthood or perhaps a switch to the other team?

 

Cmon now, if you kill yourself it'll just be a big mess that some poor guy is gonna have to clean up.

Heres all you need to picking up a girl... be confident but not douchey/cocky. Be funny... if you aren't funny... read a lot of my posts and try to adapt my style into your every day conversation.



This is you in reality.

You : "Hey well I was just thinking I like you a lot and uh... well, i thought that maybe we could go out sometime"

Girl : "um, well I just don't think sorry"

You : "aww, ok then."


This is you in my reality.


You : "You know when I gaze into your (insert color) eyes and see the radiance that is accentuated so perfectly by your (insert color) hair, it is almost enough to make me want to leave my job as a professional stuntman and stop dating floozies by the trio"

Girl : "Thats so sweet"

You : "I suppose, but you know maybe if things were different I could have seen myself with you, you know... you're not getting younger and I'm still in my youthful prime. I'm just not ready to settle down yet, you're a nice girl but I just can't bring myself to drag you into this mess I call my life."

Girl : "Wait what? I'm not even asking you..."

You : "Its ok, you don't have to apologize or try to akwardly explain, let us just go our seperate ways and know that for one sweet moment our lives almost connected."



She'll call you within 24 hours.

 

I don't understand half this post.

I told her I wasn't ready to see anyone, which is true, that's all. I told my buddy because we had been making fun of her texting me 18 times a day and her massive arms and he sent me that e-mail.

 

We could use one of those stupid chain mails that says "if you send message to 10 people, the love of your life [crush] will call you tonight." And it actually works!

 

Just making sure she didn't write that. I don't like hurting girls feelings, unless it is deserved.

 

or if you're drunk

 

I don't either, but the Klingon Army made it way too easy.

 

im going to say almost this exact thing to a girl tonight. ill give you an update on what happens.... (just for kicks)

 

Remember these words of wisdom:

b****es ain't **** but hoes and tricks

 

I'm gonna use it tonight in spanish. Haven't decided on what accent though?

¿Argentino o madrileño?

Necesito consejos, por favor?