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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dandorotik, Nov 19, 2015.

  1. dandorotik

    dandorotik Contributing Member

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    **** whether James Harden is sleeping with Khloe Kardashian or Rob Kardashian. I don't give a **** if Dwight Howard has a Skittles addiction or eats rat turds for breakfast. I don't give a **** if Ty Lawson drinks Skinny Cow or Fat Tire (actually, I do care- Ty, lay off the sauce). I don't give a **** if McHale or Bickerstaff or Falstaff is coaching this team. I don't give a **** if ESPN, Fox Sports, and every goddamn media outlet on the planet hates us. I don't give a **** if McHale's wife, friends, colleagues, or career counselor criticize us.

    **** SAS. **** Blinebury. **** Barkley. **** Billups. **** Rose. **** every motherloving ****ing hater who uses any excuses to bash my team. "I'm talking to all you mother****ers- you can go sincerely **** yourselves and leave my ****ing team the **** alone!"

    Matter of fact, while we're at it, I'm pissed off at a lot of people. **** you, George Karl, for your illegal defense bull****. **** you, Jerry Sichting. **** you, Cornbread Maxwell. **** you, Scottie Pippen. **** you, John Stockton. **** you, Damian Lillard. **** you, Billy Paultz. **** you, Mitch Kupchak. **** you, Mark Cuban. **** you, Chandler Parsons. **** you, Royce White. **** you, Magic Johnson. **** you, Mehmet Okur. **** you, Carlos Boozer. **** you, Andrei Kirilenko. **** you, Josh Howard. **** you, Deron Williams. **** you, James Worthy. **** you, Antoine Carr. **** you, Jeff Hornacek. **** you, Larry Bird. **** you, Von ****Wafer (actually, that's a mistake- Von's OK). **** you, Dennis Johnson. **** you, Sasha Vujecic. **** you, Michael Finley. **** you, Jose Juan Barea. **** you, Paul Gasol and Kobe Bryant and Lamar Odom and Luke Walton. **** you, Geoff Blum. **** you, Jake O'Donnell and Tony Brothers and every bitch-ass official that screwed us over (FINLEY WAS OUT OF BOUNDS! MALONE BEAR-HUGGED! ROBINSON'S SHOT WAS AFTER THE BUZZER, YOU STUPID TURD ****S- WE COULD HAVE HAD HCA AGAINST SEATTLE, ASSHOLES!!) **** you, Jerry Sloan. **** you, 2014-2015 Golden State Warriors (yes, the whole goddamn team). **** you, the fans of Dallas, Salt Lake City, Boston, and Los Angeles. **** you, all the goddamn injuries we've had to deal with over the years. **** you, Bud Adams. **** you, Karl Malone, you bear-hug cheating mother****er. **** you, Derek Fisher. **** you, dildo logo and pajamas uniforms. **** you, Lamarcus Aldridge. **** you, Wesley Matthews. **** you, Nicolas Batum. **** you, Peak shoes. **** you, Chinese national team duties. **** you, LOFs. **** you, back spasms. **** you, Llull. **** you, undersized powerforwards. **** you, intentional fouls and free throws. **** you, Utah shot clock guy. And **** you, Detlef Schrempf and Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp and Vincent Askew and Dale Ellis and Nate McMillan and Ricky Pierce and Sam Perkins. And especially **** you to all the dumbasses who believe that if Jordan was in the NBA in 1995, they would've won the championship. NEWSFLASH, YOU IMBECILES - JORDAN CAME BACK IN 1995!!! HIS MOTHER****ING-ASS PLAYED AT A HIGH LEVEL!!! THE BULLS GOT BEAT BY A BETTER TEAM- THAT WE THEN SWEPT!!! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY- JORDAN PLAYED, YOU IGNORANT BITCH-ASS PUNKS!

    Any outsiders reading this, understand that The Rockets are like our kid brother. We can rag on him all we want, but God forbid any outsiders like you **** with him. If you do, I'm gonna whip out my Sedale Threatt bobblehead and pummel you all into submission, bitches. Don't **** with my team!

    Here is what I do give a **** about. I give a **** about us putting our balls in the hole. I also give a **** about us stopping players from other teams from putting their balls in the hole. I give a **** about numbers- the ones that say we're winning or losing, we're playing well or getting by by the skin of our teeth, etc. I give a **** about our fans getting to experience a championship which we all richly deserve.

    So, my pledge is to (a) watch games on TV; (b) view game threads on Clutch Fans; (c) go to Rockets games at the TC when I can; and (d) not give a **** about the real or fabricated drama regarding our team.

    All I want is for the Houston Rockets' balls to do their job.

    In conclusion, when it comes to all the bull**** drama, I don't give a .... (deep breath):

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
     
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  2. Hardensway

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    Such deep poetry
     
  3. Pen15clubber

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    **** ya! I just knocked the paper towel rack off the wall at chipotlayz!
     
  4. RasaqBoi

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    Happy Hour start?

    IB4L

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  5. mrm32

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    Here, here!
     
  6. ISOBall

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    I don't give a ****

    But I do give a *****
     
  7. davidio840

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  8. Mr Chuck Norris

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    Exactly! Ball out and win, idgaf how
     
  9. Deuce

    Deuce Context & Nuance

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    5 stars, would read again.
     
  10. davidio840

    davidio840 Contributing Member

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    Isn't saying the F word ban worthy?
     
  11. dandorotik

    dandorotik Contributing Member

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    Hey Charles Barkley, you ringless, dumbass, blowhard ****:

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    Hey, Steven Asshole Smith, you Bob Costas wannabe, diarrhea-mouthed ignorant tool:

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    Hey, Chauncey Billups, you.... eh, Chauncey's OK.
     
  12. JoeBarelyCares

    JoeBarelyCares Contributing Member

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    I think he was referring to slang for a cigarette butt.
     
  13. dandorotik

    dandorotik Contributing Member

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    I didn't say the F word. I said, I don't give a fucj. Actually, yes, I did.

    And if the moderators want to ban me for a week or two, I do not have a problem with that at all. They have every right to- and in this case, I'd be glad to take one for the team. I am tired of this season, tired of all the drama, and I desperately, desperately needed the rant.
     
  14. RV6

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    You kind of have to...it's connected. Drama won't put the ball in the hole. the real drama, anyway.
     
  15. tdo

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    Well we do play our best ball when everyone hates us, so I say hate on!
     
  16. davidio840

    davidio840 Contributing Member

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    I was referring to Salvy's F word, not ****
     
  17. The Hunted

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    **** yeah!!! Repped.

    No. He's not better than that.
     
  18. Cstyle42

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    This is the greatest thread ever on clutchfans. I agree. I don't give a Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... that should be the saying get rid of this pursuit crap. Rockets need to have that attitude but in a good way that translates to hard tough dominance on the court.
     
  19. OpenLayup-Why3?

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    OP doesn't give a ****
     
  20. Nook

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    I can even tolerate the ball not going in the basket IF they were at least trying.

    This team has to be the laziest, least disciplined team I have seen be an elite team since the Jail Blazers.

    Also...... anyone else bothered when Morey said "JB is a modern coach", I hope that isn't code for him kissing Harden and Howard's boo boo.
     

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