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I Can't Believe It Took This Dumbass Four Years to Graduate...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Apr 21, 2003.

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  1. Mr. Mooch

    Mr. Mooch Contributing Member

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    Do you even know where the G-Spot is, or what it is.

    HAHHAHAHAAAHA.

    :p

    Oh, and btw, Randolph-Macon College SUCKS.

    Stupid small school.
     
    #21 Mr. Mooch, Apr 22, 2003
  2. Smokey

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    Is Phi Beta Kappa a big deal? Just wondering cause I also got elected for membership. I thought it was just another honor err...money making society.
     
    #22 Smokey, Apr 22, 2003
  3. A-Train

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    I could see bumper sticker on his mom's car a few years ago...

    "Your kid may be an honor student, but let's see how he handles differential calculus"
     
    #23 A-Train, Apr 22, 2003
  4. Cold Hard

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    It's damned impressive what he's accomplished, but the poor kid is gonna be destroyed in the real world.
     
    #24 Cold Hard, Apr 22, 2003
  5. Mulder

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    The kid is probably the anti-Christ... Oh look a german shepard in my office... Hi nice doggioh my merciful God in heaven please save me!

    [​IMG]




    oy with the scratching and the biting
     
    #25 Mulder, Apr 22, 2003
  6. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    flaven
     
    #26 Rocketman95, Apr 22, 2003
  7. PhiSlammaJamma

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    What makes this kid any less ready for the real world than the rest of us. Seriously. 50% of us will get divorced. 70% of us will have a mid life crisis. 100% of us will fall for a scam. 50% of us won't save for the future. 99% of us won't be remembered for anything important at all. 100% of our children will rebel against us. This kid will be as ready for life as the rest of us. If anything, his failures will come earlier than ours, and his failures will make him a better person at an ealier age.
     
    #27 PhiSlammaJamma, Apr 22, 2003
  8. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    He'll be OK. There have been tons of other prodigies that have been successful and have done excellent things with their lives.

    And reading the article it seems like he is pretty mature already.
     
    #28 Supermac34, Apr 22, 2003
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    Ohhh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head!
     
    #29 Buck Turgidson, Apr 22, 2003
  10. EddieGriffin

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    #30 EddieGriffin, Apr 22, 2003
  11. drapg

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    Wait until he discovers girls. Then we'll see how far he gets. It seems the brain gets a bit preoccupied once puberty kicks in.
     
    #31 drapg, Apr 22, 2003
  12. A-Train

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    He doesn't need girls, he has a computer!

    [​IMG]
     
    #32 A-Train, Apr 22, 2003
  13. Smokey

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    Insert Adam Corolla joke: "When I was young, I had to ___________ to look at p*rn"
     
    #33 Smokey, Apr 22, 2003
  14. Oski2005

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    Has anybody here heard of that one prodigy who's goal in life is to become a game show host?
     
    #34 Oski2005, Apr 22, 2003
  15. MadMax

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    yes...his show on E! rocks!!! michael is his first name...can't remember his last name. i'm hooked on that show...i have no idea why. maybe because i wanted to be david letterman when i was growing up.

    wait...i'm not david letterman?
     
    #35 MadMax, Apr 22, 2003
  16. Mr. Mooch

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    Yes, but he COULD still get a PhD in female anatomy.

    I wonder if they teach that on University of Phoenix Online. Better go look...
     
    #36 Mr. Mooch, Apr 22, 2003
  17. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    I thought I was the only weird kid who watched Carson and Letterman when I was 11.
     
    #37 pgabriel, Apr 22, 2003
  18. MadMax

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    well..i was older than 11...but let's say i never got to bed early on a school night...
     
    #38 MadMax, Apr 22, 2003
  19. Two Sandwiches

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    That kid looks like Doogie Houser....or is that Doogie?
     
    #39 Two Sandwiches, Apr 22, 2003
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