You are going to need to take this relationship up another level. He don't want relationship, all he wants is bang bang bang. See certain non-mom sanctioned sites for details on what taking it to another level details.
My 9 year old calls my mom, "Vivi" but I can assure you that my mother does not know chow_yun_fat's password.
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i'm a bit confused how it's a forgone conclusion that a person with apparently a 4th grade reading level would know how to create a new thread and hit submit much less know which was the appropriate sub-forum for this genre....?
This edited version of the original post seems like it has so many awesome one-liners in it. "you the different", "offen do something no brain"...awesome.