You sir, just won this thread. I don't think there is any other stories that could outgross your experience. The apple pie I just ate isn't sitting all too well in my tummy now.
If you have to take out a roach, but like me, don't like squishing them and hate the fumes and smell of roach spray, for some reason, this stuff: just absolutely kills the sh-t out of the little bastards. 1-2 quick spays will do the trick, and it smells great. Just found this out yesterday. It's a war people. We all have to do our part.
I'm sure they're equally terrified of a hairy effeminate wannabe dandy who wears face whitening lotion to bed at night while lounging in a bed full of potato chip crumbs with sour cream resting on his pot belly. You don't need to cockroaches to see visions of sloth and decadence, just self awareness.
One time I woke up at night and my left eye felt numb. I stumbled into the bathroom in the dark and turned the light on. My eye was shut and I couldn't open it. I lifted the eyelid open with my index finger to reveal an empty socket! Shortly after about a dozen roaches poured out of the socket. I've been scared of roaches ever since then.
I swear my girlfriend has a phobia of cockroaches NO JOKE AT ALL!! She will call me everytime she see's a roach in her house and I will literally listen to her cry or ball tears for hours! Yes because of a roach lol. I tell her just get some Raid and spray the damn f**kers but she won't even get close enough to spray them. Always tell her she needs to grow out of the phobia asap. I mean what if one of our kids witnesses one of her roach panic attacks? The kid will grow up thinking roaches have the power to swallow humans whole lol.
One of my former roommates had an insane phobia. One day I told her I hope she knows since it's been storming the big flying bastards like to come in. She dropped to her knees and started crying then ran in her room. I was like WTF!! I'm not afraid of them but they all must die!! I've been having issues with the big cockroaches since it got hot and when it rains they like to crawl in under my door. I have them under control though. I try to remember to spray all cracks and corners when I know its going to rain. Kill em all. Disgusting bastards!
Haha..I hate damn roaches especially big ones. Saw one in the bathroom at work..then someone squished it right by the door...had to go to the bathroom on another floor that day..lol
