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I Am Serious, Can you recommend a Voodoo Priest?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010.

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  1. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    Just have her drink Joboo's rum

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    #41 juicystream, Apr 21, 2010
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    #42 dachuda86, Apr 21, 2010
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    Serrano wants a whole chicken!
     
    #44 kaleidosky, Apr 21, 2010
  5. pirc1

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    Get drunk and beat her ass! :p
     
    #45 pirc1, Apr 21, 2010
  6. dachuda86

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  7. Mr. Brightside

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    You do realize you can go to jail for this, right? Intention to harm is not looked upon nicely by the law.
     
    #47 Mr. Brightside, Apr 21, 2010
  8. Fyreball

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    I figured the fee and the virgin were one in the same......no?
     
    #48 Fyreball, Apr 21, 2010
  9. juicystream

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    #49 juicystream, Apr 21, 2010
  10. homeboy1

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    well i mean no harm to her..just like a spell that will cloud her mind to cease to live with me. i dont want to smoke or even tell her flat out cause she will kill me! how can that be against the law?? besides, i know a lawyer.
     
    #50 homeboy1, Apr 21, 2010
  11. Fyreball

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    While you're at it, can you cloud her mind enough to make me a sandwich? :)
     
    #51 Fyreball, Apr 21, 2010
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Why don't you just be yourself?
     
    #52 ima_drummer2k, Apr 21, 2010
  13. dachuda86

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    doubt you could prove voodoo works in court. you'd have to prove a lot.
     
    #53 dachuda86, Apr 21, 2010
  14. G0 R0CKETS

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    Dude shes not gonna kill you ....what the fizz? MAN UP! Leave her .... if your afraid of a confrontation wait till she goes to work ...take all your stuff and relocate. Tell the lawyer you know to start up the paperwork and serve her ....cmon now.
     
    #54 G0 R0CKETS, Apr 21, 2010
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    How can she rip off your testicles? It sounds like she has had yours in her purse for a while.
     
    #55 Franchise3, Apr 21, 2010
  16. JuanValdez

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    Why don't you have this voodoo priest cast a spell to save your marriage? Or, if you can't find the voodoo priest, a marriage counselor might be able to help too.
     
    #56 JuanValdez, Apr 21, 2010
  17. Convictedstupid

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    This thread is awesome.
     
    #57 Convictedstupid, Apr 21, 2010
  18. da_juice

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    This is ethier a joke, or you're as insane as the girl
     
    #58 da_juice, Apr 21, 2010
  19. Rashmon

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    Okay, you're looking for a voodoo priest, but she's the psycho?

    Sounds like you may have found a soulmate.
     
    #59 Rashmon, Apr 21, 2010
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  20. 3814

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    Sounds like you already lost them. Man up...break up with her.

    Oh yeah...and SHE'S the psycho...LOL, right :rolleyes:
     
    #60 3814, Apr 21, 2010
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