In before SwolyD throws his Mexican Pride speech in or gives the number of the old lady who lives in the corner house in his old neighborhood.
You should be careful with that stuff I've seen people get harmed by this and that was quite recently acutally. Before that I did not believe in that kind of stuffs. However if youre eager to actually do this west africans are into this and sometimes a photo could be enough to the thing u want to do... Be careful though...
I thought all voodoo priests were reputable. You mean some are just frauds? What's the world coming to these days?
All actions have consequences. Proceed very carefully. If you are still serious I'll need a recent photo, 2 personal belongings, some finger nail clippings, some hair, and some blood if you can get it. You will also need to provide a live chicken, young goat and access to a willing virgin over the age of 18. Her virginity will not be sacrificed but she may be emotionally unavailable for a while. Not to mention my fee... which isn't cheap.
It is hard to quantify the amount of time I wasted looking for the video, or even a good screen grab, of the voodoo scene in Wild at Heart (the Lynch movie that is apparently all but forgotten on the interwebz, .)
My understanding is that there are quite a few world-class voodoo priests in Haiti. For instance: Spoiler
I had a similar issue with a crazy girl once. The voodoo you need is emotional detachment. Completely cut her off from any reaction to her psycho shenanigans. Sooner or later she will tire of not having her emotional needs met and start stepping out. Be prepared for her to have sex with other men, probably more than one at a time, with video tapes and possibly medium to large farm animals involved. Then just leave, knowing that she won't care at most levels. My fee is knowing that you're happy.
You could always try building an altar to Jobu, put a rum offering on it and have her drink the offering. Remember it is not good to steal Jobu's rum. That should solve the problem.
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I know one that would make what you need to happen - happen. I would advise against it though. What you need to do is MAN UP! Get up outta there ....get a lawyer and divorce her. What she gonna do? Eh? What she gonna do if you aint living there and she gets served with papers? If she trips out then file a restraining order. MAN UP SON!!!!!
i'd be careful messing with that voodoo stuff. I once knew a guy who got involved. A few days later...his dick fell off
there is a friend of mine I'd definitely recommend in this situation... give him a call, his name is BOFA DEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTTTZZZ!
dude, if you want to give someone money for no reason, send it to Clutch instead. I'll tell you what you should do... man up and tell her how you feel. Leave her.
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