He's on the right track. Just gotta learn some tactfulness. "Hey, Mom? I'm hungry, and you really do make the best sandwiches. Please make some. Maybe Dad wants one, too?"
OK...be proud and afraid. and, btw...your son has passed the rights of passage test for entry into the internets I expect him to have a clutchfans.net login by the end of the weekend. Get on it, "since you aren't doing anything" else right now. however, you should let us vote on his userID. I've voting "GetOnItDDbyotch" or "Iam Outgrowing This Moniker in a Year -- Watch me"
Ok, first you say that you are 'horrified' -- then you go on to state, "I don't know whether to laugh, cry, be proud, be ashamed or more importantly be afraid..." Now are you horrified of your wife or son? What was the final outcome of your emotions - laughing, crying, pride, shame, or all of or part of these 4 things? Finally, I'd like to say when all else fails you should just turn to Battleship for advice on gaming issues. Therefore I recommend that you feel pride -- the world needs more alpha males.
Dude, his son's not a war veteran who killed Nazzys in Italy and got his shins blown off by the Japanese. You gotta build up to that....
quite possibly the best internet image find I have ever seen. In fact, I want KingCheetah to father my babies.