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I am better than Rafer Alston

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by YugoRocketsFan, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. roflmcwaffles

    roflmcwaffles Member

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    Wow a r****ded kid can shoot 3 pters and pass, that doesn't mean they are good at either one of those things.
     
  2. YugoRocketsFan

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    Nice low blow, but you need to watch who your talking to, if you want to talk to a r****d go talk to your dad for not aborting you. :)
     
  3. ShakeYoHipsYao

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    You are the biggest r****d ever if you think you could even make one shot in the NBA. You are dumb as dirt if you think you are better than a starting PG on a contending team.

    Moron.
     
  4. YugoRocketsFan

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    How hard is it to make a shot no matter who you are playing with? We all get lucky, just cause some guy thats taller than normal is guarding you doesnt mean it should make your shot not go in.
     
  5. ShakeYoHipsYao

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    Not only are they taller, they are much faster and quicker on their feet than you. They would be in your face on every play. You likely would never even get a shot off because you would get your ass jacked every time you touched the ball.

    The only way you would ever make a shot is if you got the ball at half court, closed your eyes, twirled around in circles, and hurled the ball in the air as hard as you could. That would be your best shot.

    Otherwise, you suck.
     
  6. koopa

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    Vassily is that YOU? If so, sit back down in the corner of the bench!
     
  7. YugoRocketsFan

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    Vassilis*

    Keep the disses coming.
     
  8. ShakeYoHipsYao

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    OK.

    You suck.
     
  9. YugoRocketsFan

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    Cmon Rookie, that was weak.
     
  10. bchapman101

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    it is unbelievable that this thread is still going just because some dude said he can pop j's in an NBA game, and I am part of the reason!

    hey Yugo, maybe you can hit a shot in an NBA game if you come off a screen or something and the ball gets passed to you and you are wide open; its very possible, but to stay in the game and run up and down the court and play with those athletes wouldnt be, because you would have to be in unbelievable shape, be able to hit a good percentage of your shots (and they would be contested often), and play some defense, which is probably the most difficult of all; I doubt you could prevent any player in the NBA from doing anything he wanted, therefore you wouldnt play, even if you could hit jumpers in a game
     
  11. ShakeYoHipsYao

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    It was only weak because I didn't want to call too much attention away from your own words, which speak quite well for themselves (unless the rumors are true that you are, in fact, V-Span).

    Anyways, why don't you make some use of this useless thread and organize a ClutchFans pickup game so you can showcase your skills?

    Then we could judge for ourselves.
     
  12. ShakeYoHipsYao

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    Oh, and I forgot to point out the irony that calling somebody "Rookie" is about the weakest line of them all.
     
  13. brantonli24

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    Kenny Smith, is that you?
     
  14. SuperYanthrax

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    I thought the thread was a satire. Then I realized it wasn't, and the OP was being serious. What a joke, this is the silliest idea ever, right up there with attacking Russia in the winter.. There is no ****ing way anyone on this forum can be an NBA caliber player. I can't believe this thread has even gone this long.
     
  15. SuperYanthrax

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    Are you a freaking MORON?? Have you ever played basketball?? You must not have... since you claim that having a tall, long guy put a hand up to contest your shot doesn't matter. Either you never play... or half your jump shots get rejected because you think like that... or you are left open all the time because you can't shoot. All of these options are bad.
     
  16. JEREMYMEEGAN

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    rafer is a big part of the rox lineup...and van gundy likes him. hes a solid pg too
     
  17. baohanwu

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    Yugo, I bet I am better than you, and I am certainly not better than Rafer Alston so I doubt you are anywhere close to him. HEHE!
     
  18. ericmark

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    GS beats Dallas but they are #8; Jazz dominates the Suns but Rox will beat Jazz for 2nd round, believe or not. :D
     
  19. JeopardE

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    Post reported. This is completely uncalled for.
     
  20. vci_guy2003

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    off topic, but does anyone know what gender Clutch the Bear is?

    Just curious.
     

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