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Husband Photographs Cheetahs Attacking His Wife

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Big MAK, May 5, 2012.

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  1. Big MAK

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    http://www.chron.com/news/article/SAfrica-Man-photographs-cheetahs-attacking-wife-3537100.php

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    I like his style.
     
    #1 Big MAK, May 5, 2012
  2. rocketsjudoka

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    What's this about King Cheetah attacking a woman while being photographed? I thought he only attacked people with biting Photoshops. ;)

    Anyway I hope the women is OK and now might be a good time to contact a divorce lawyer. Plus what type of idiot has a petting zoo with large predatory cats?
     
    #2 rocketsjudoka, May 5, 2012
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    Bad King Cheetah, Bad!
     
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  5. Big MAK

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    No kitty, that's my pot pie!
     
    #5 Big MAK, May 5, 2012
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    What kind of a chicken**** just sits there and photographs his wife while she is being attacked by cheetahs???? Sweet husband!
     
    #8 Blake, May 5, 2012
  9. aghast

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    Anyone who's been married?

    This is the gods' version of a marriage annulment.
     
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    Hardest I've laughed all day lol
     
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  11. Big MAK

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    He was probably thinking "I'm about to get millions in a lawsuit AND be single!"
     
    #11 Big MAK, May 5, 2012
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    can we focus on the real issue? his framing on the 3rd shot. how do u cut off your wife's head in an important pic?

    ugh. typical tourist with a dslr. LEARN TO SHOOT BRAH!
     
    #12 Sajan, May 5, 2012
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    i think i can take 1 cheetah, maybe 2 with the adrenaline...depends on how they work together
     
    #13 BEAT LA, May 5, 2012
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    Must be the alcohol talking.
     
    #14 smoove shoez, May 6, 2012
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    theyre fast but not strong. now a lion...**** that

    i can take one head on, two with a bat, 3 with a sword, and however many bullets i have with a gun.
     
    #15 BEAT LA, May 6, 2012
  16. Big MAK

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    You could not take one head on, especially if it were hungry.
     
    #16 Big MAK, May 6, 2012
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    Would hit. But King Cheetah got to her first. Now only fap.
     
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    Trouble for me; my wife's the photographer in the family....
     
    #18 giddyup, May 6, 2012
  19. BEAT LA

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    dont underestimate the strength and intelligence of man. there is a reason we survived all these years.
     
    #19 BEAT LA, May 6, 2012
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    Yeah, because animals like cheetahs and lions didn't hunt us for sport in our early years. When man was still gathering berries to survive we could easily have been wiped out if predators had decided to hunt and kill man for the hell of it.
     
    #20 justtxyank, May 6, 2012
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