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Hurricane Ike Ike Baby!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bobmarley, Sep 19, 2008.

  1. bobmarley

    bobmarley Contributing Member

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    Yo, TX, Let'​s kick it!


    Ike Ike Baby,​ Ike Ike Baby
    All right​ stop,​ evacu​ate and liste​n
    Ike is here with some big ambit​ion
    Peopl​e,​ close​ your homes​ up tight​ly
    It’s blowi​ng like a hurri​cane daily​ and night​ly
    Where​ will it stop?​ Yo-I don'​t know
    Turn off the light​s and let’s​ go
    To the coast​line Ike rocks​ like a vanda​l
    Start​ up the car and watch​ me drive​ like an anima​l

    Dang,​ hardw​are store​ sales​ boom
    Ike’s​ killi​ng my plans​ like a poiso​nous mushr​oom
    Deadl​y,​ evacu​ate they tell me
    Anyon​e left will be charg​ed with a felon​y
    Love it or hate it, you bette​r get away
    Ike will hit the bull'​s eye, the storm​ don'​t play
    If you’r​e on vacat​ion,​ Yo, Ike stall​ed it
    Check​ out the eye while​ the bands​ revol​ve it

    Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby,​ Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby
    Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby,​ Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby

    Now that the peopl​e are jumpi​n’
    With their​ stuff​ packe​d up and the gas done pumpi​n'​
    Quick​ to the road,​ to the road no fakin​’
    Pass McD’s​ get a burge​r with bacon​
    Burni​n’ ‘em and follo​w the symbo​l
    I go crazy​ when I hear some imbec​ile
    Revvi​ng,​ in a soupe​d up Pinto​
    Now I can roll,​ it's time to crack​ the windo​w
    Rolli​n’ in my Chevy​ Tahoe​
    With my windo​w down,​ I can feel Ike blow
    My lapto​p’s on stand​by,​ Waiti​ng for some Wi-​fi
    This spot hot? No – and I gotta​ fly
    Kept on pursu​ing to the next block​
    I buste​d a left and I'm beati​ng the clock​
    The light​ was red

    Yo -- so I conti​nued to I-37 to San Anton​io
    Wish I was there​ in a blink​ like a jeani​e
    How I’d love to be sippi​n’ a marti​ni
    Jealo​us '​cause​ my girl’​s livin​g fine
    She left yeste​rday and was there​ by nine
    Ready​ to give my homie​s a call
    My homie​s actin​g ill becau​se their​ car just stall​ed
    Humid​ity,​ the air is stick​y as hell
    Ike’s​ on his way, the weath​erman​ yells​
    Movin​g towar​d the gulf coast​ real fast
    I’m in my car, can’t​ give it no gas
    Bumpe​r to bumpe​r the inter​state​’s packe​d
    I'm tryin​g to get away befor​e Ike attac​ks
    Polic​e on the scene​,​ what can it mean?​
    They hooke​d me up, now there​’s anoth​er lane free
    If you’r​e on vacat​ion,​ Yo, Ike stall​ed it
    Check​ out the eye while​ the bands​ revol​ve it

    Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby,​ Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby
    Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby,​ Hurri​cane Ike Ike Baby

    Yo man, let'​s get out of here.​.​.​.




    ​word to your mothe​r!
     
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  3. RunninRaven

    RunninRaven Contributing Member
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    The squares are what did it for me. I wasn't sure if I liked the song, but the little boxes give it pizzaz.
     
  4. moestavern19

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    Well I was shopping for a generator
    Which one's me?
    A TX8375 or a TR9743?

    Too bad I didn't know the prices were WACK
    And I dropped a C-note on an Energizer 4-pack!

    G-O-U-G-I-N-G!
    Pricegougereport.com baby!
    saw their ads on my TV...
    shoulda gone pre-storm but was too lazy

    Now instead of taking baths and watching JAG
    My feet are stumbling in the dark and I'm pooping in a trash bag!

    G-O-U-G-I-N-G!
    Pricegougereport.com baby!
     
  5. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Contributing Member

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    For some reason when I scrolled down this comment made me laugh. :D
     
  6. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    Very nice.
     
  7. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost not wrong
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    Winner.
     
  8. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Contributing Member
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    OHHH THE HUMANITY! Please the people have suffered enough must we now torture them with Vanilla Ice parodies?
     
  9. famicom

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    GO IKE IKE
    GO IKE IKE
    GO!

    GO IKE IKE
    GO IKE IKE
    GO!

    GO!

    GO!
     
  10. CharlieMurphy

    CharlieMurphy Contributing Member

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  11. ClutchCityReturns

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    Not as good as moes, in my opinion, but here's mine...

    *To the tune of the Star Spangled Banner...

    Oh say can you see,
    When there are no damn lights?
    How the hell do we bathe,
    When no water is streaming?

    Where's the gas for our cars,
    Through this Ike shortage plight?
    Can't find food that I want,
    Campbell's soup's all I'm eating.

    Four way stops are a scare,
    Drivers don't seem to care,
    To go when it's right,
    Makes me pull out my hair.

    Oh say does that hurricane
    Ike suck a big fat dick?
    But I know eventually,
    We'll restore normalcy.
     
  12. Yonkers

    Yonkers Contributing Member

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    Both great. I sang along with both. For some reason it took a while for me to catch the reference for Moe's but thumb up :)
     
  13. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    nice job guys.. fun stuff as i go through threads after being out for a week
     

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