Yo, TX, Let's kick it! Ike Ike Baby, Ike Ike Baby All right stop, evacuate and listen Ike is here with some big ambition People, close your homes up tightly It’s blowing like a hurricane daily and nightly Where will it stop? Yo-I don't know Turn off the lights and let’s go To the coastline Ike rocks like a vandal Start up the car and watch me drive like an animal Dang, hardware store sales boom Ike’s killing my plans like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, evacuate they tell me Anyone left will be charged with a felony Love it or hate it, you better get away Ike will hit the bull's eye, the storm don't play If you’re on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it Check out the eye while the bands revolve it Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Now that the people are jumpin’ With their stuff packed up and the gas done pumpin' Quick to the road, to the road no fakin’ Pass McD’s get a burger with bacon Burnin’ ‘em and follow the symbol I go crazy when I hear some imbecile Revving, in a souped up Pinto Now I can roll, it's time to crack the window Rollin’ in my Chevy Tahoe With my window down, I can feel Ike blow My laptop’s on standby, Waiting for some Wi-fi This spot hot? No – and I gotta fly Kept on pursuing to the next block I busted a left and I'm beating the clock The light was red Yo -- so I continued to I-37 to San Antonio Wish I was there in a blink like a jeanie How I’d love to be sippin’ a martini Jealous 'cause my girl’s living fine She left yesterday and was there by nine Ready to give my homies a call My homies acting ill because their car just stalled Humidity, the air is sticky as hell Ike’s on his way, the weatherman yells Moving toward the gulf coast real fast I’m in my car, can’t give it no gas Bumper to bumper the interstate’s packed I'm trying to get away before Ike attacks Police on the scene, what can it mean? They hooked me up, now there’s another lane free If you’re on vacation, Yo, Ike stalled it Check out the eye while the bands revolve it Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Hurricane Ike Ike Baby, Hurricane Ike Ike Baby Yo man, let's get out of here.... word to your mother!
The squares are what did it for me. I wasn't sure if I liked the song, but the little boxes give it pizzaz.
Well I was shopping for a generator Which one's me? A TX8375 or a TR9743? Too bad I didn't know the prices were WACK And I dropped a C-note on an Energizer 4-pack! G-O-U-G-I-N-G! Pricegougereport.com baby! saw their ads on my TV... shoulda gone pre-storm but was too lazy Now instead of taking baths and watching JAG My feet are stumbling in the dark and I'm pooping in a trash bag! G-O-U-G-I-N-G! Pricegougereport.com baby!
OHHH THE HUMANITY! Please the people have suffered enough must we now torture them with Vanilla Ice parodies?
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Not as good as moes, in my opinion, but here's mine... *To the tune of the Star Spangled Banner... Oh say can you see, When there are no damn lights? How the hell do we bathe, When no water is streaming? Where's the gas for our cars, Through this Ike shortage plight? Can't find food that I want, Campbell's soup's all I'm eating. Four way stops are a scare, Drivers don't seem to care, To go when it's right, Makes me pull out my hair. Oh say does that hurricane Ike suck a big fat dick? But I know eventually, We'll restore normalcy.
Both great. I sang along with both. For some reason it took a while for me to catch the reference for Moe's but thumb up
