I think if you are dead and in Vietnam it is possible to have sweaty balls ;-) "Hey, uh, hi, can you help me, what's your name? "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there? "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hat! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, can you tell me what it feels like? "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! I saw... It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?" What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle." Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's a song coming your way right now. "Nowhere To Run To" by Martha and the Vandellas."
The guy who thought of this, probably thought he had a pretty safe promotion.............it's time for all Clutchfans to line up at their door (whether you like coffee or not) starting at 6AM....
I know I am going back to the Exxon at Gessner and Westheimer at lunch tomorrow to get mine... if you notice they didn't skimp either, it says "any size hot beverage"... i'm going for the most expensive one, which is probably some two dollar cappuccino.
Man, I may drive down to Houston for this historic event! Not really, but ya'll enjoy one for me will ya?
Im sure the first person to be there, is the person that write that "Im still waiting" sign. He will be deserverd for his patience.
I believe I saw a similiar ad in Nashvlle (but I'm not sure if it was exactly the same promotion) They might do it at every city with a team... so they know at the beginning of season how many wins they will have to deal with... Not sure though..
On another humorous note... My nephew brought his copy of Madden 2006 over to my house to play on the ol' XBox 360 and while I was simulating a season to get to the Superbowl, as soon as the season ended a newsflash came up on the screen saying "Houston Texans' coach Dom Capers has been fired." I wish I would have snapped a picture of it but my camera was in my car and I am lazy. It should be noted that I simulated the season and playoffs about 10 times and Capers was fired 70% of the time
