Oh man, does that site rock! Two of my favorites: You know the band sucks when one of its members wears a shirt pimping a cereal (that was my line, not the sites) "One of these guys needs the **** slapped out of him. If you guessed Soccer t***, you were right!"
this is great Suburban white rapper, MC Cul De Sac, getting ready to spit out a rhyme about the proposed 2 mil school levy in his township
I knew it was only a matter of time before I found a band I actually knew of on this site.. "What is it with lead singers and see-through shirts, anyway?" I believe that is a picture of Vallejo, a pretty decent Austin based group.
OMG! I can't stop laughing! Just when I think I've seen the funniest one, along comes another... "Mom didn't wash my jeans, that b****!" "Yo, D-Nice, I started my pizzle. Can I borrow a tampizzle?"
onemoreonemoreonemore.... At least these gimmicks didn't have to stray far from home for their photoshoot.
Somewhere in SmallTown U.S.A., four separate girlfriends reassured these guys that they looked "cool" prior to this "shoot". Cruel b****es. OMG!!..this site is killing me! its even funnier if you have ever worked around guys like this and been at photo shoots where people actually thought some of these poses were cool...
oh oh...one more... This douche wins a Hall of Fame spot for having a BRICK WALL TATTOO! The rest of 'em just look like gay Batman criminals. "Dudes, we can totally make this into a bong!"
Some more: "The guy on the left didn't get the memo." "Bowl-mullet thinks he has a shot with the singer. He is mistaken." Damn, I didn't know Behad was in one of these bands!
The Underoo Crew Somebody's been playing with the BIG box of Gayolas. And my personal favorite: Many bands create them, but this is the first recorded proof of a Vortex of Suck.
Check out this link from that site: http://www.uncoolcentral.com/index.html Some hilarious stuff there. http://www.lesbianphonecall.com/ Choose from: -Lipstick Lesbian -Bull Dyke (Militant Lesbian) -Regular Lesbian -Lesbian-on-the-fence -Transgender lesbian -Catholic Lesbian -Lesbian Film Critic -Stoner Lesbian ROFLMAO!
