Hugh Hefner (age 84) engaged with playmate (age 24)

2 boys

 

His daughter ran Playboy Enterprises for almost 30 years.

 

His kids are like 50...too awkward to have a GF/wife younger than your kids, half their age, even worse.

 

He's got one set of kids in thier 50's and another that are probably tweens now.

Anyway, I'm shocked to see that she is blonde.

 

Hoes can be millionaires too.

 

His taste is so freaking bland and boring. Does he never tire of gign the SAME girl every time? Or are exotics too self respecting? Nah that can't be it, they're women right?

 

my congrats to Hugh's penis!

 

Foreal. If I was him I would have one hot asian, white blonde, yellow bone, chocolate, dark hispanic , light hispanic, pinay, curly hair brazilian, brunette, and red head girlfriends.

 

I wonder if at his death will it denegrate to an Anna Nicole type thing.
The Kids fighting the Widow.

Rocket River

 

Well, from that article that someone mentioned earlier, it said he was into gay p*rn. So perhaps he's just keeping up with his persona.

 

She dismounts.

Then calls 911 and her shrink?

 

His penis should be put in a shrine.

 

This is all fake...

Big desperate attempt for playboy to remain relevant. They wheel this guy out periodically for this kind of thing.

Next thing they will have another spread with his 'wife' to increase sales, playboy etc.

This is not the first second or fourteenth time they have done this. The sad part to me is that people keep falling for it as hef as the main attraction/clown. I mean does anyone actually even talk about the magazine anymore? Of course not when I can get donkey p*rn on the internet.

Hef had a pretty good run but this now is painful. What will playboy do when hef is dead?

 

The same thing The Price Is Right has been doing with Bob Barker for the last 2 decades.

 

Are they still shooting that reality tv show with his 3 blonde prostitutes?

 

Probably her lawyer before 911.

 

Fixed. Gotta give Hef his props.

 

I wanna respect the guy for being an honest to goodness cultural and historical icon; but this just looks tacky and pathetic. It looks like he's just being patronized.

 

Hef doesn't wrap so I'd be shocked if he 1) didn't have any kids and 2) has never received a STD.

 

The more you open your mouth or advertise your lifestyle, the less chance you actually have wıth a variety of classic beauties. Youll get the same chick on repeat like Hef. Keep your mouth shut, and good things happen.