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How would you view Yao if he pulled a Tiger and had Transgressions?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by hikanoo49, Dec 17, 2009.

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  1. YaoMac09

    YaoMac09 Member

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    Yao must have a lot of ho's in China, his Jr. is probably taller than the average woman there.
     
    #61 YaoMac09, Dec 17, 2009
  2. Hayden_SFC

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    #62 Hayden_SFC, Dec 17, 2009
  3. david_rocket

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    I cant imaging Yao sending dirty text messages to girls! :grin:
     
    #63 david_rocket, Dec 18, 2009
  4. jevon3012

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    You guys haven't gotten to the core issue. You have to think scientifically.

    To a 7'6 guy, 5'4 is a midget. Some of you may be into weird **** but I wouldn't do it with a midget. So that means Yao would need at least a 6'3+ woman. There aren't that many and even then most of them look weird due to their abnormal size. The logistics don't work. This won't happen.
     
    #64 jevon3012, Dec 18, 2009
  5. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Yao tries to get in 18 holes? Does he even play golf? :grin:
     
    #65 topfive, Dec 18, 2009
  6. Moonscope

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    Ahh, Lauren Jackson. Had a little thing for her myself. She is a talent and hawt for a basketballer. First Australian woman to dunk in a game I believe.
     
    #66 Moonscope, Dec 18, 2009
  7. LCII

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    I couldn't imagine Yao cheating on his wife and having multiple mistresses...then again, I couldn't (and still can't) imagine Tiger cheating like that. Tiger just seems like such a goody two shoes..
     
    #67 LCII, Dec 18, 2009
  8. MD_in_Training

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    You guys are overrating Lauren Jackson a bit. I mean, for a 6'5 basketball player, she's pretty much as good as it gets, but let's not get carried away and say she's somehow "too hot" for Yao. I honestly think they're a pretty good pair.

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    #68 MD_in_Training, Dec 18, 2009
  9. MD_in_Training

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    Jesus Christ, I didn't realize the image was that big... it's almost life-sized. Can a mod shrink it, by any chance?
     
    #69 MD_in_Training, Dec 18, 2009
  10. devilsdandruff

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    she did?
    i thought only lisa leslie and candice parker have dunked in a game.
     
    #70 devilsdandruff, Dec 18, 2009
  11. Pandaemonaeon

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    Yao pulling a Tiger would be like a betrayal of Aizen-like proportions. I can just see him stabbing us up front and then speaking in that usual humorous tone of his:

    "Remember this, Clutchfans: admiration is the furthest thing from comprehension."

    :p
     
    #71 Pandaemonaeon, Dec 18, 2009
  12. devilsdandruff

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    kiwi.
    awesome.
     
    #72 devilsdandruff, Dec 18, 2009
  13. Hippieloser

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    This "culture" talk is pretty funny... Tiger is half Asian after all. Somehow that didn't stop him from pimping it up.

    I think Yao would have a tougher time... at least in America. He's rich as hell, but he's also 7'6" with a neckbeard and Andre the Giant's voice. I don't know, though, Mini Me was engaged to a pretty decent ho, so I guess Yao could slang the D fairly hard if he so chose.
     
    #73 Hippieloser, Dec 18, 2009
  14. solid

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    I would be shocked, in utter disbelief. Woods didn't surprise me at all. I had heard he is obsessed with dirty jokes on the course. He has always seemed a bit shady to me. I never bought the "family man" persona. Yao is a completely different breed.
     
    #74 solid, Dec 18, 2009
  15. GRENDEL

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    Random thought but wouldn't the WNBA be more popular if they adopted this style of uniform?? I'm just saying.....

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    #75 GRENDEL, Dec 18, 2009
  16. fumduck

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    Just coughed up coffee after seeing this thread! LMAO
     
    #76 fumduck, Dec 18, 2009
  17. MattM

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    EAT DA HEAD!
     
    #77 MattM, Dec 18, 2009
  18. dbigfeet

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    lol funny thread.
    I would not think any differantly of Yao. i am the same about Ti-Guh
     
    #78 dbigfeet, Dec 18, 2009
  19. Nice Rollin

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    hillarious


    a pimp
     
    #79 Nice Rollin, Dec 18, 2009
  20. BetterThanEver

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    PROPS!

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    #80 BetterThanEver, Dec 18, 2009
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