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How would you scare your daughters boyfriend??

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by imasonamagun, Sep 3, 2010.

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  1. rockets934life

    rockets934life Member

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    Show him your Dan Orlovsky autographed jersey the proceed to mentioned his career stats...plenty scary in my book. :eek:
     
    #21 rockets934life, Sep 3, 2010
  2. StaticC4

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    Act casually talk to him and out of know where you pick a fight with him and bring out some Epic Beard Man anger and he'll be begging for the amberlamps :grin:
     
    #22 StaticC4, Sep 3, 2010
  3. StaticC4

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    *edit
     
    #23 StaticC4, Sep 3, 2010
  4. moestavern19

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    Constantly hit on him.


    Go into the mens room with him.


    "Nice, My daughter is a lucky girl... I'm envious"
     
    #24 moestavern19, Sep 3, 2010
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  5. G0 R0CKETS

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  6. G0 R0CKETS

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    Hmm..that didnt post correctly.
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    #26 G0 R0CKETS, Sep 3, 2010
  7. Severe Rockets Fan

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    If you have so little trust in your daughter that you have to go and try to scare whoever she dates you probably effed up somewhere as a parent.
     
    #27 Severe Rockets Fan, Sep 3, 2010
  8. RV6

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    "Son, you ever heard of the Zetas?"
     
    #28 RV6, Sep 3, 2010
  9. tmoney1101

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    Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya kids, hide ya wife.
     
    #29 tmoney1101, Sep 3, 2010
  10. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Start throwing puppies into a river.
































    :eek:
     
    #30 FLASH21, Sep 3, 2010
  11. ima_drummer2k

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  12. htownrox1

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    Tell him you are the ghost chasing GlenRice.
     
    #32 htownrox1, Sep 3, 2010
  13. Eps

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    give him 80 cents
     
    #33 Eps, Sep 3, 2010
  14. Rocket River

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    Rocket River
     
    #34 Rocket River, Sep 3, 2010
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  16. CoolGuy

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  17. YaosDirtyStache

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    Firstly before you plan that far ahead, just dont die of a heart attack before that age.

    Secondly scare him by playing the piano with him and then pulling out a loaded gun and placing it on the piano and winking (like my highschool gf's dad did)
     
    #37 YaosDirtyStache, Sep 3, 2010
  18. Torn n Frayed

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    Maaan, you don't even need to start thinking about this, just yet. You'll have plenty of time for that when she's older, for now just love her and be the best role model for her so when that time does come she'll find someone that's a good guy. Good luck!
     
    #38 Torn n Frayed, Sep 3, 2010
  19. The_Yoyo

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    you are being a bit too narrow minded here 15 years from now worrying about bringing home a boyfriend?


    what if she brings home a girl then what?

    you need to start thinking about all the possibilities man.
     
    #39 The_Yoyo, Sep 3, 2010
  20. Bandwagoner

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    I would prefer if i had a daughter she only got with girls.
     
    #40 Bandwagoner, Sep 3, 2010
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