Come on j, stay on topic.....we're talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail in this thread! Oops...I mean....nevermind. ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
well, well there Behad...you got big pointy teeth do ya....oh your a killa, with big pointy teeth ------------------ cynthia don't go!!! i miss you already
I am known by many names, but some call me..... Tim. ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
No, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place. Sorry I am keeping this thread going, but I was sad that I missed all the great Monty Python action... ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
bring out your dead? Sorry, I'm not a big Monty Python guy. j ------------------ Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
Here is another link to the script: http://www.oraclehumor.com/Humor/MontyPython.html It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! ------------ ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried. GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Why should I? Why should I? Why should I? Why should I? ...To you? To you? To you? To you?... ------------------ Sometimes you gotta do the next best thing! [This message has been edited by ROXRAN (edited February 08, 2001).]
Run away!!! Run away!!! ------------------ The word for the day is "legs"...let's all spread the word.
ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Old Man, sorry. What knight live in that castle over there? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.' DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior! ARTHUR: Well, I AM king... DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress-- WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? WOMAN: King of the who? ARTHUR: The Britons. WOMAN: Who are the Britons? ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king. WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship. A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again. DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would-- ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? WOMAN: No one live there. ARTHUR: Then who is your lord? WOMAN: We don't have a lord. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. ARTHUR: Yes. DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting. ARTHUR: Yes, I see. DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,[angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.[singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant! DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you? SORY FOR SUCH A LONG POST BUT DAMN THAT IS A GREAT MOVIE. ------------------ "I move for no man." --"So be it."
You really need to wait longer than 13 minutes before answering yourself. Besides, your question was directed at Rocketeer, and he's probably at work right now. Patience, junior! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
LoL..sorry! Its just that Webber would look bada** in our pajamas! ------------------ I wAnT wEbBeR! wHo DoEsN't?!?!
this post has been done to death...in my opinion it is just a waste of time. It looks like the Knicks are the front-runner and most likely team to get him. ------------------
Why would he go to the Knicks when they are really stacked up at the PF position! I doubt it that he will end up in NYC...Most likely, he will end up in either Houston, Sac or Mo-Town! ------------------ I wAnT wEbBeR! wHo DoEsN't?!?!
Langhi14, you are just plain stupid! You know Webber wont come to Houston and you know Rocketeer doesnt have the balls to make a picture of Webber in our ugly pajamas! ------------------
Stop, or I'll say stop again! ------------------ There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Stop, or we shall say "nee" to you! ------------------ "We're growling more...I would not say it's a growl. It's not a purr either." -- Rudy T.
Oh Knights of Nee, you are fair and just. We shall get you your shrubbery. This thread needs to die a quick death! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
