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How to tell your girlfriend that she has stanky breath?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rafi, May 14, 2013.

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  1. Fyreball

    Fyreball Contributing Member

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    This really escalated quickly. The funniest thing about all this is the clearly contrived back-pedaling he's doing with the whole, "Oh yeah....uhhh...she's 18. I forgot....."
     
  2. New Generation

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    Can this get sticky'd?
     
  3. Jontro

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    Well if she's 18, can you post moar pics of her being 18?
     
  4. percicles

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    It's perfectly fine to plow all your girlfriends orifices since she's 17, unless you're her teacher. Then it's illegal. Oh and we have a kinda Romeo and Juliet clause of a three year difference but its up to the prosecutors I believe.


    However, it is a federal crime to post nudes of anyone under the age of 18 without parent consent.

    Expect the party van shortly.
     
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  5. mrm32

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    My question is what does he possibly gain from "joking" around that she was 17 instead of 18? Lol, silly OP.
     
  6. Felixthecat

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    OP is M.I.A. I'm surprised this thread has not been locked. FBI probably raiding his house as we speak! :eek:
     
  7. cheke64

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    Wud da fak happened? Who started this chaos?
     
  8. Felixthecat

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    I asked him if they lived together and he responded with a his and hers age of 17.
     
  9. Jontro

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    Less piling on OP and more OP posting pics of 18 year old gf.
     
  10. Haymitch

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    Actually, you started it. You asked for the pics. Everything is cheke's fault. You're going to prison too.
     
  11. Dgn1

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    Yep. cheke64 your going down bro. Better call Saul.
     
  12. Jontro

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    I am disappoint in you cheke64, I thought you were the smartest person on this bbs.
     
  13. hotballa

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    Id say more than a few posters in this thread have sticky keyboards already
     
  14. BEAT LA

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    Guys help. Im posting this from my phone, the fbi came to my house and took away my alien tower. They said they will keep it until further notice and that i am suspended from using a computer indefidently. The worst part aout it is he said i am banned from google fiber if they come to houston.
     
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    Lol. When pics or gtfo goes wrong. I expected a face bs pic, Not butt naked ass pics of a youngsta. I'm trying to get rid of b****es not add more.
     
  16. cheke64

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    The cops are here. Take care bros.


    Rodman
    Haymitch
    Redredemption
    Jontro
    Smr6
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    Antec.

    #farewell
     
  17. BEAT LA

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    I just got off the phone with the cia and they said i can have google fiber but i have to move to kansas. Did this happen to anyone else? I asked him if i could have it in austin but he said im blacklisted in all other cities.
     
  18. Jontro

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    Just got a phone call from MI6 and some men in black and ear pieces are hiding behind a tree in front of my home. Guys, what's going on??
     
  19. AXG

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    Not in Texas
     
  20. BEAT LA

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    Be careful what you say. They are after you. I told them i didnt know how old she was, but they said i did. One agent said i went back and looked at the photos with my mouse and keyboard idle for 14 minutes after the op confirmed her age. They told me only one person spent more time like that and then they asked me do you know someone that goes by the user name Jontro? If i were you i would sign up for fiber before its too late!
     

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