How to tell your girlfriend that she has stanky breath?

1) Buy yourself a sonic care and say there was a deal for 2 so you got one for her.

2) While you're flossing at night, assuming you do, offer her if she wants any.

3) Keep a large bottle of Listerine out in the open and use is.

Basically, do as much as you can and hope she follows suit.

Side note; Do you pajama bottoms really have penguins on them?

 

those actually look more like owls to me

 

Tightly close fist and put a thick layer of toothpaste across knuckles. Run up and flying superman punch her smooth in the mouth.

 

No I think it's a naked Asian lady.

 

delete breath advice from worst thread of 2013...

 

Just pour her a shot of Listerine after every meal.

 

Do you have an acoustic guitar? Remember the hit song by Phoebe on "Friends" named "Smelly Cat". Well...there you go. Change some words. She will get it but you may have to sing it to her once daily.

 

noob. this is why sck would wash his dick in a sink beforehand, to avoid this very problem

 

Just tell her to brush her tongue. You would be surprised how many people forget to brush their tongue!

 

LIKE THIS:

(YouTube starts at :34... )

:grin: Girl Gets Smacked for Stinky Breath

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Works wonders. I used it a few years ago to help get rid of "tonsil stones" that were giving off an unpleasant odor and still use it now just because.

 

Tongue scraper and gently brush with baking soda twice a week.

 

You're a terrible person for posting pics of minors

 

Will need moar pics. You've gone this far, might as well post moarz.

 

So it is common courtesy to spoiler nsfw stuff

 

Been using this too for a long time. It's expensive but it's good. They wont get rid of tonsil stones though, maybe mask the smell, but you've gotta actually excavate for those things.

 

And here I thought I was the only one :grin:

Currently getting a second mortgage to purchase more lol.

 

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Is this you?

 

Repped.

 

When was the last time she's been to the dentist? Get her a deep cleaning gift card, if the problem persists bend her over and Anne Hathaway.