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How to Scare Your Wife Using Darth Vader

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VesceySux, Jun 12, 2005.

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  1. m_cable

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    Okay. Now THAT is funny.
     
  2. Dubious

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    Dressing up and scaring some big bruiser named Moose at the frat house is funny. Terrorizing a woman out of a dead sleep is stupid.

    First of all, there is no skill or cleverness required. That's what separates fun from just boorish behavior. Second, jokes should be played among equals where the threat of retribution is equal to effect of the joke. Then it is a game not just bullying the weak.

    And I really don't think you guys understand the level of fear women live with every day. Every stair well, every dark parking lot is a potential threat they have to deal with. Do you you ever "have your keys ready" or have "911 punched in to your speed dial", does your college organize a "safe escort plan" plan so you can physically make yourself attend your night classes?

    This little film is a primer on "how to be an *******". Grow up.
     
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    Uhhh, right. Every place is a threat for women? That is paranoia, plain and simple.

    It would seem that "they" are the ones who need to grow up.
     
  4. DonnyMost

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    I can see it now..

    She rolls out of bed..

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    Say hello my lil' fren'!
     
  5. Eric Riley

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    See, the difference between you and me is that while I think this is a funny-ass prank, I'd still consider the wife an equal. She can get back at him any way she likes. And it'd be funny. Kudos on calling all wives weak. And thanks for taking it all so seriously.
     
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    WOW, just to let you know.. never watch Americas Funniest Home Videos.. they have clips of husbands "Terroizing" thier wifes all the time... It's a joke.. I dont think things like this cause women to live in fear, if anything this would make sure when walking to their car to look out for this walking your way
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    Also Dubious, meggoleggo thought it was quite funny and that's a womans opinion..
     
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  7. Dubious

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    Man, hahaha, Americas Funniest Home Videos! I loved it when that guy got hit in the balls. Did that win an Emmy?
     
  8. VesceySux

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    My wife, the Ivy League-educated lawyer, laughed at the video, then said if I ever did something like that to her, she would kill me. THE END. No lectures about male-dominated society. No rants about victimizing women. No social commentary of any kind. Just laughter.
     
  9. MR. MEOWGI

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    I agree. Darth Vader has tried to attack my wife on 5 different occasions. And do you think pepper spray has any effect on that mask? Of course not. For her protection, she now carries her own pocket lightsaber that attaches to her keyring.
     
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    Talk about case of the Mondays.
     
  12. swilkins

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    Isn't that dude the singer for the Black Crowes?
     

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