A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange. Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.) Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car.) Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.) Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.) Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding, too. Taken From: http://rebelangel.homestead.com/funstuff.html
