You could do what I did. Get down on one knee, look up at her with a tear in your eye and say.... that's not the color we were looking for was it?
stepmom w/ susan sarandon, ed harris, and julia roberts. here's the quote from the movie although i would advise changing it up a bit unless you've had a divorce already. Harris: The first time I got married, we'd been together since college, and marriage just seemed like the next step. It was just something that happened. I think when two people really love each other, commit to each other, it has to be an act of will, a decision that two people have to live that decision every day, even when things are hard and you feel like giving up, you have to hang on to that decision, that choice to love each other, even if it's only by a thread. I let that thread break once, this time it won't. Ring slides down thread to finger. Harris: Will you marry me? Roberts: Yes I love you.
Logon at home and tell her that some loser is looking for a way to propose to his girlfriend. Before you show her. Post a "WILL YOU MARRY ME ________ ?" before she reads. Then when she reads your post, pop out the ring and ask her in person. This will make it our first Clutch BBS marriage proposal. If she says no......you better be ready for some heavy dissin from all of us.
propose at a kfc... when her fingers are greasy. grab hold of her hand and say to her " finger lickin good" then proceed to put her fingers in your mouth. while sucking on her fingers try to put on the ring, which you snuck into your mouth moments before, onto her ring finger. do it sensually.
The kitten/puppy idea is cute, but I want to mention that you shouldn't assume that your girlfriend will or should keep the pet. Too often pets are given as presents when no one's prepared for the responsibility of taking care of the animal. And then they end up abandoned. On that pessimistic note, I agree about incorporating places or objects symbolically important to her and/or your relationship. Do you have any inkling how she would like to be proposed to? If not, you might want to consult someone close to her who would know. I think DaDakota's advice is the most on-target. Good luck.
propose while she's on the toilet. just slide the ring under the door and ask the question. she'll really piss on herself. and she'll be reminded of the situation every day she walks in the bathroom.
Brainwash her with pro-life abortion belief, get her pregnant, then propose to her. Dang, I feel like being a calculating b*stard.
I proposed to my future ex-wife on a "Slim Jim". ie: Me: "Hey honey would you like a Slim Jim?" FXW: No, I hate those! Me: "Oh You'll like this one!" And I put the ring on the beefstick. She laughed. I didn't care. (Of course, I was marrying her because she was pregnant) Either way the marriage "didn't take", so I might not the best person for suggestions. Hell, we were over at a buddy of mine's house tonight watching "American Wedding", and I kept getting told by everyone there (8 people), that I was Stifler. Eh, what're you gonna do?
I'm gonna tell your girlfriend you asked abuncha internet BBS basketball nerds for ideas for the proposal, instead of thinking of it yourself! Then when she's heart broken, I SWOOOOOOP IN for the kill.... ooooh yeah...
Not to sound un-original, but this is the perfect year for a ring in the cake idea. Valentines day is on Saturday this year.....and it's also the second biggest Saturday of Mardi Gras. Take her to New Orleans and to a nice restaurant. You could have the ring baked in King Cake. Now....if I was doing it over; I'd go to the most beautifully romantic place I've ever been....a place where you're treated like royalty and you're made to feel so unbelievably special: http://www.aerie.bc.ca/
Rent a small plane that can tow a flashing banner, have it fly around the stadium during the half time of super bowl. Of couse you know what it should say on the banner. :coll: Maybe a little expensive. You can do it when vacationing at Key West too.
Or, at the top of the empire state bulding: "Honey, I would jump out of here if you say no. " I have countless such ideas, I just need one to propose to. sigh..
