Many of these suggestions work. With two weeks you shouldn't have any problems. You could just drink as much water as possible and pass a urine test. Cranberry juice is more desirable than pickle juice. Golden Seal root also has been recommended. And despite what some of these people suggest, it isn't really an employers business what you do in your spare time. That's why I think only the saliva tests should be allowed. Whether you ARE high or not when you get to the job can reasonably be said to be your employers business. What you did on your personal time last weekend isn't.
They've got all that candy in the store. They don't want the employees poaching when they're gettin' the munchies!
I second the cranberry juice. Alot of detoxes are pretty pricey for what they are. Just run to HEB and get a big bottle that says something on the label about 'cleanses urniary tract'. Chug it all within like an hour or so and you're money. And you get all your vitamin C for the week.
anyone want to bet on if he passes? Just kidding. I like you, but look man, all I can tell you is that this is just one reason why it's not good for you. Just by smoking once you have possibly eliminated yourself from employment. You can choose to do what you want to do. It's true. But is 10 minutes of ooohh yeah worth all the opportunites you have just eliminated in your life.
I suggest that you look for work elsewhere. Why would you want to work for a company that supports the absurd practice of drug testing anyway?
Drugs are illegal. Whether you agree with the law or not (I don't), by smoking pot you are committing a criminal act. Your employer has every right to know if the person they are hiring is someone who follows the rules, or just the rules that they agree with.
Exactly !!! If you own a business, you have every right to drug test. Personally, I own a business, and I do NOT drug test...I could care less as long as people get their stuff done and are professional, but if someone smoked it here at work or came in high....I would fire them so fast their head would spin. DD
sounds like you have plenty of solid advice.. dont do anything risky stupid like drink a gallon of someone else's piss but everything else sounded legit. just drink plenty of water and you should be A ok. J
Information I have gathered along life's journey. I don't do drugs but believe that everyone has a right to privacy. In my opinion, unless you are in a position to cause other people harm (taxi driver, surgeon, workin' the pole) a drug test is a violation of your privacy and right to work There are two main methods to passing a urine test: substitution & dilution. Substitution is exactly what it sounds like. You gotta use someone elses pee. There are well documented ways of doing this on the web. Most of them come down to you putting someone elses urine into a bottle or a baggy and holding it nice and snug against your body. (whitey tighties work the best). When you take the test (most likely you will be alone unless this is for parole), simply pull out the bottle and empty the clean urine into the sample jar. Pros: As long as the urine is the correct temperature and clean, no way of you getting caught or testing positive. Feel free to invest in a small digital thermometer(sp) to ensure the tempurature is in the right range. Cons: 1.) Unless you practice, practice, practice..can be a bit messy. 2.) You gotta ask someone to pee in a cup for you. 3.) After three days, the urine will start to decompose...must use or freeze before three days runs out. Dilution is what all of the 'masking' agents help you do as well as pickle juice (doesn't work), golden seal (doesn't work) and others are supposed to help you do. You should dilute with caution. Depending on your smoking habits, body mass and level of exercise, THC will stay in your system from 2 weeks to 6 months. If you are big, smoke regularly and/or don't exercise, chances are you might not be able to dillute effectivley in a short period of time. (BTW...DO NOT exercise for two days before a drug test. THC is stored in your fat...when you exercise you burn fat thus releasing THC into your blood system. DO exercise as much as possible a few days before the test.) All Dillution methods consist of three items, Lots of water to dilute your system, creatine (sp) to counter react the low levels of natural creatine in your urine due to the dillution and a coloring agent. So, if someone didn't want to spend the $40 for a 'masking' agent such as XXXtra clean (a good product btw), one could simply drink 64oz of water every hour to half hour on the day of the test (drinking that much water before hand is good for you but won't help your chances with a drug test...remember...thc is stored in fat), take a creatine suppliment for the few days before the test and take a vitamin b-12 the day of the test. Why creatine and B-12? Most employers use a DOT test. These test do, in fact, test for creatine levels to make sure you are not dilluting. The other major test employed is simply looking at the color of the urine. If it is clear...chances are it is a dilluted sample. Taking a vitamin such as b-12 will color your urine yellow. If your story is, in fact, accurate. Try the XXXtra clean...you can pick it up at your local 'tobacco' store. As long as you pee within the four hour window....you will be fine. (BTW..when these things say they last for four hours...they mean that you will be dilluted for four hours....not that your urine will only be masked for four hours) If you don't want to spend the $40, try one of the dillution methods on the web. From what I hear, they work just as well. A few points: As someone else mentioned, do not use the first part of your pee... Urineluck is a good product...only problem is that some drug companies are on to it and test for it. It is illegal in the state of Texas to purchase urine. If you want to substitute, and you don't want to ask someone to pee for you (male or female is fine) then off to Louisiana for you. Don't take my work for it...check the web. Start with the urineluck message board and meander around a bit. People are very free with information on this subject... I would send you links but I am at work. Good luck
