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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by droxford, Jan 19, 2005.

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  1. Behad

    Behad Member

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    Attndnt : Booo-hooo ( she crys )
    Rumack : Randy, are you alright?
    Attndnt : Oh, Dr. Rumack, I'm scared. I've never been so scared.
    And besides, I'm 26 and I'm not married.
    Rumack : We're going to make it, you've got to believe that.
    Woman3 : Dr. Rumack, do you have any idea when we'll be landing?
    Rumack : Pretty soon, how are you bearing up?
    Woman3 : Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But, at
    least I have a husband. ( Randy sobs harder )
     
    #21 Behad, Jan 19, 2005
  2. Jeff

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    Personally, I'll take jeans and t-shirts over skirts every day of the week. But, most of the places I would hang in terms of bars are live music venues, not bars or dance clubs, so I guess that is probably more appropriate there anyway.
     
    #22 Jeff, Jan 19, 2005
  3. amfootball

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    What time does Foley's close? ;) Luckily, I already have the black knee-high boots...I guess I just need pleats now....
     
    #23 amfootball, Jan 19, 2005
  4. couple of d's

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    take alot of adderall... it is afterall the social drug
     
    #24 couple of d's, Jan 20, 2005
  5. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    FYI - minis that have tartan patterns to them are fun to ogle, too.;)
     
    #25 Manny Ramirez, Jan 20, 2005
  6. Jeff

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    That's just because you have a Catholic School Girl fetish, manny. :)
     
    #26 Jeff, Jan 20, 2005
  7. droxford

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    We all do.

    -- droxford
     
    #27 droxford, Jan 20, 2005
  8. FranchiseBlade

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    The line I use to use in my single days would still work, now. I'm sure.

    Go up to the girl you want to meet...

    Guy: Hey, WTF are you doing here you stupid b%$*h! I told you to stay home and clean the damn house, you little Who... (grins nonchalantly, then speaks in a pleasant voice) Oh I'm sorry I thought you were someone else. Hey, can I buy you a drink?
     
    #28 FranchiseBlade, Jan 20, 2005
  9. coma

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    I still think the best line, if one were to use a line, is to come up to a girl, and tell her that you are hung like a horse.
     
    #29 coma, Jan 20, 2005
  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Aw, you 'ol softie you...

    :D
     
    #30 ima_drummer2k, Jan 20, 2005
  11. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Ha! Maybe droxford and me have more stuff in common than posting on this board.
     
    #31 Manny Ramirez, Jan 20, 2005
  12. Rockets2K

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    maybe it's cause you look like a Catholic schoolboy? :p
     
    #32 Rockets2K, Jan 20, 2005
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    "I caught you a delicious bass."
     
    #33 Buck Turgidson, Jan 20, 2005
  14. Jeff

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    "Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?"
     
    #34 Jeff, Jan 20, 2005
  15. coma

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    Ohhhh, ohhhh, I wanna play.

    "I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. "
     
    #35 coma, Jan 20, 2005
  16. Jeff

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    "My name is George Costanza. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
     
    #36 Jeff, Jan 20, 2005
  17. rrj_gamz

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    That does sound like woman's advice...Here's my advice...

    Dress in polyester with fake chest hair and a huge gold chain...

    Honestly, if you are introverted, good luck...You have to think of it as you have nothing to lose...If you get rejected, move on to the next one...
     
    #37 rrj_gamz, Jan 20, 2005
  18. F.D. Khan

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    Some Napolean Dynamite Pickup Lines:


    " I'm asking summer to the dance." (Pedro)
    " Summer! How are you going to do that " (Napolean)
    "I don't know, build her a cake or something" (Pedro)


    "Thats probably the best drawing i've ever done. It took my like half an hour to do the shading on your upper lip" (Napolean)

    "Girls like guys with SKILLS. Bowstaff skills. Computer Hacking Skills. Nunchuck skills. Girls want guys with skills"
     
    #38 F.D. Khan, Jan 20, 2005
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    #39 ima_drummer2k, Jan 20, 2005
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