How to handle emotions during big speech?

I really feel like this would work...

 

Is he one of the dudes that bailed out on you for the Vegas trip?

 

It certainly couldn't hurt to try.

 

I only know how to cry during a speech. You cut a hole in your pocket, put your hand in there with tweezers, and pluck away

 

picture big boobs propped up on your store counter.

 

I would say to smoke a blunt, but not during the actual speech.

 

grow a nut sack