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How to get to Hakeem rep status quickly

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  1. basketballholic

    basketballholic Member

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    I finally figured out the formula to getting to Hakeem status:

    1. Make very opinionated posts in the GARM about Jeremy Lin and his role on the Rockets and his talent. Make the post either very anti-Rockets and pro-Jeremy Lin or very pro-Rockets and anti-Jeremy Lin. If you do this multiple posters will rep you.

    2. Go to BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion and post very pro-democrat/anti-republican venom. Doesn't matter what the topic is over there. Just post very liberal viewpoints and support of such and post anti-conservative babble. Once again, multiple posters will rep you. You can be to Hakeem status in no time.

    3. Go to BBS Hangout and post pics of mostly naked chicks.

    :cool:

    simple, simple, simple
     
    #1 basketballholic, Nov 13, 2013
  2. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    If what you are saying is that you have to be part of a "Clique", then I totally agree. Being a moderate will get you nowhere in CF's or in the real world. Having said that, I hope you realize that those green bars don't mean a thing, and you shouldn't judge a poster by them, if you do you will often be disappointed!
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    #2 BamBam, Nov 13, 2013
  3. LonghornFan

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    I remember my first beer.
     
    #3 LonghornFan, Nov 13, 2013
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  4. Jontro

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    Or you can be like me and post insightful information in the GARM and give great advice, which increases all of our knowledge in the Hangout.
     
    #4 Jontro, Nov 13, 2013
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  5. heypartner

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    Actually, we all circle-jerk rep each in the Styx Forum. It's much faster that way.
     
    #5 heypartner, Nov 13, 2013
  6. BamBam

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    Well said Jontro, spoken like a Gentleman and a Scholar!...;)
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    #6 BamBam, Nov 13, 2013
  7. Easy

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    4. Make funny gifs or photoshops.
    5. Recap broadcasts.
    6. Do some useful statistical stuff.

    But I generally agree with the OP. You get reps much faster if you hangout in the Hangout and D&D.
     
    #7 Easy, Nov 13, 2013
  8. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    Keeping it real gets your rep
     
    #8 tinman, Nov 13, 2013
  9. gifford1967

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    jopat, didn't you say you were going to leave Clutchfans and start your own basketball site after Obama was re-elected?

    What happened with that?
     
    #9 gifford1967, Nov 13, 2013
  10. tinman

    tinman Contributing Member
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    In order to achieve Hakeem status, you first have to know who he is.
    you also have to know that his teams had no trouble playing Michael jordan's bulls.
    you also have to know he's the best Rocket of all time.
    you also have to know it's the HOUSTON ROCKETS (not the national rockets as some stupid newb put in his sig)
    you also have to know that the Jeremy Lin movie shouldn't cause more conversation than Breaking Bad season 5.
    you also have to know that Clutch and Jeff = Twin Towers of Clutchfans
    you also have to know that the MODs are regulators like Warren G
     
    #10 tinman, Nov 13, 2013
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  11. CCorn

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    Proven method is to make a billion threads about how you miss Patrick Patterson.
     
    #11 CCorn, Nov 13, 2013
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    [​IMG]

    link

    Step one: Steal Rodman GIF -- Step two: insert auto-play Daft Punk link -- step three: Profit
     
    #12 KingCheetah, Nov 13, 2013
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    Step 4- Troll. See Ronny.
     
    #13 jayhow92, Nov 13, 2013
  14. CometsWin

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    Jopatmc you'd have more rep if your proclaimed election results had come true, hell I would have repped you for that.
     
    #14 CometsWin, Nov 13, 2013
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    I use to be a major douche till I kept getting neg rep and the fact that I was a 23 year old newb rager. Excuses.

    Now I've become asian and I'm nice. Thanks clutchfans
     
    #15 cheke64, Nov 13, 2013
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    volume

    DD
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    #16 IBTL, Nov 14, 2013
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  17. BamBam

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    LOL...that's funny AND wrong at the same time!:grin:

    (P.S) Why does he have a sniper gun in the bathroom?
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    #17 BamBam, Nov 14, 2013
  18. Easy

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    Self defense. A lot of posters were out to get him. But DD has since rehabilitated. Now he's safe.
     
    #18 Easy, Nov 14, 2013
  19. smr6

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    I heard how many rep bars you have is directly related to how well endowed you are.
     
    #19 smr6, Nov 14, 2013
  20. LonghornFan

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    You've seen the movie, right? Pretty awesome scene.
     
    #20 LonghornFan, Nov 14, 2013
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