How to get rid of wasps

Also a note- I live in the water. Which is a breading ground for stinging insects.

 

Note: putting essential oils on firewood causes a **** ton of smoke. House smells nice though.

 

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Also a note: you don't live "in water", you live near water.

 

I meant to say “on water”. My deck extends over a pond.

 

"over water"

One thing I don't miss about Houston is the bugs. I'll happily trade scorpions, wasps, bees and spiders for mosquitoes and cockroaches.

But not fire ants. **** fire ants. Ortho-Orthene FTW.

 

I don’t mind spiders or roaches, but wasps are assholes. And when 5+ are showing up in your house a day it’s annoying AF.

 

Did you try killing them?

 

Why didn’t I think of that!