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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. Relentless

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    Alright 713, what is that on your head? Lets get rid of that haircut this summer.
     
  2. DudeWah

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    What the hell are you talking about?
     
  3. 713

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    u mad?
     
  4. hotballa

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    I was so horny for sex i did it with her while she was on her period. Like i said...stupid penis decision
     
  5. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    I had to google it, and I still don't know.
     
  6. v3.0

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    A good haircut could be the difference between popping that cherry and fapping to clutchfans threads. That and a BMW M3.
     
  7. Kim

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    My fears were valid. [​IMG]
     
  8. Relentless

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    Lol. Says the kid who can't get laid.
     
  9. ScolaIsBallin

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

    It sounds like she may be uncomfortable with sex since you've been friends with her for so long
     
  10. ScolaIsBallin

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    To add onto that, it sounds like you're friendzoned (even though you're in a relationship with her, it's possible). I'd move on if I were you.
     
  11. tested911

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    You know I love it when hotballa replies to a thread (especially of this nature) because it's like Jerry Springer.... Keep it coming man don't stop :p
     
  12. tested911

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    713, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you

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    Sounds like 1st base or friends zone. Kind of sucks.
     
  15. Rasputin12

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    Wait a second... You kids are grossed out by doing a girl on her period, yet anal sex seems completely normal.

    What the hell is wrong with kids these days?
     
  16. ScolaIsBallin

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    Well, it is hotballa...
     
  17. astros99

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    Oh man. If you think she'll never ever go down on anyone, your out of your mind. Wait til you finally get to college and watch every innocent girl turn into a slut right before your eyes, especially at Tech. Guns up!
     
  18. DudeWah

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    I'm prob a kid compared to you...but some of these people just sound like their sexual relations have been extremely limited.

    Not that i'm a fan of doing a girl on her period but it's not like a hole in a dam. It's not oozing blood everywhere all the time. There's a point where there's pretty much no flow and it's just normal sex...
     
  19. Jontro

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    Easy fix.

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    friend zoned
     

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