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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    Take this with cautionary: DO NOT ASK FOR FELLATIO!!!!! She still young and them grills indicate that she is a biter!!!!
     
  2. got em COACH

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    You have to entice her first so work out and get buff to make her horny. That and walk around with a bulge. If she still avoiding the S.E.X after that, then she probably have woody down there
     
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  3. Pole

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    She's cute.
     
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    Tell her you've got a burning rocket of love in your pants and its T-minus 10 seconds until its penetrating her innermost atmosphere.
     
  5. Zboy

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    Dont ever post a picture of your gf/wife without their consent....especially in threads like these.

    If she sees this thread, its over.

    As for your concern, just start a rumor at school that she is a lesbian. She might have to prove them wrong. Just make sure you are available when she does.

    If she doesn't do anything then she is a lesbian. Sorry, but hey, at least the Rockets off-season moves should cheer you up.
     
  6. KingCheetah

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  7. Haymitch

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    1) Be mature and gentlemanly about it. If you really care for her and value her, you will wait until she is confortable with it.
    or
    2) Get out. Odds are your high school relationship will not work out in the long run anyway, especially if you go to different colleges.
    or
    3) Stay with her and get a strong virus protection on your computer and find your favorite 10-15 pr0n sites. You will need to make sure you get a dorm suite next year so you can watch all the pr0n you want when you're not in class trying to hide your hard-on because the girl in front of you leaned down to pick up a book.

    There are no other choices.

    ::EDIT::

    And all kidding aside, please take down the pic. She is very pretty, but it's not a good idea to put up her pic in a thread like this.
     
  8. 713

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    ???? I dont think she likes that kind of ice cream. She's kind of a chocolate girl.
     
  9. kevC

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    I think you're confused. Ask your parents what "fellatio" means.
     
  10. thegreekdbag

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    she likes bbc?
     
  11. Haymitch

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    whodoesntamirite
     
  12. got em COACH

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  13. DrLudicrous

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    You do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
     
  14. thegreekdbag

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    pistachio and fellatio are not the same
     
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  15. 713

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    LMAO WTF. Google searches does wonders.. F.U. I am 110% sure she will NEVER go down on someone.
     
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  17. thegreekdbag

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    will she at least do a handy?
     
  18. the futants

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    Bail. Now.
     
  19. Haymitch

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    Get her a shake weight and you'll git yer old fashioned in a few days.

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  20. 713

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    No. This Conversation if for Adults Only..

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