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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. Outlier

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    Is this serious? Lmao
     
  2. bladeage

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  3. droxford

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    Too prude. You will never have a happy sexual relationship with her.

    Find a different chick- one who knows herself better, understands her own sexual needs, understands that their SO has needs, and knows what it means to be in a sexual relationship.
     
  4. Kim

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    Nook's is obvious sarcasm. This one though, might not be a level, so I'm gonna get the popcorn.
     
  5. MadMax

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    so how was Looper?
     
  6. hotballa

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    Dude, I remember when I lost my virginity, I called all my friends right from the bed when it was done and bragged to all of them about it. I tell you this because I understand the feeling. Also, if you are a decent human being, you will look back on this and feel like an ultradouche for having done this. I still feel like a dick when I think about it.
     
  7. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    I thought you were working all day yesterday?
     
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  8. Ras137

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    This wasn't to a girl named Mary was it? Cause I knew a girl whose boyfriend did what you described. She was totally embarrassed (this was like 8th grade circa 1994) and tried to deny it happened, but nobody believed her.
     
  9. CourtOfDreams

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    <iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="360" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x6tn8e"></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6tn8e_chris-rock-on-dirty-talk-and-blowjo_shortfilms" target="_blank">Chris Rock on dirty talk and blowjobs</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/GirlsTeachGuys" target="_blank">GirlsTeachGuys</a></i>
     
  10. CourtOfDreams

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    sweet... when I embed it has a 30 sec non skippable commercial....
     
  11. SwoLy-D

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    Imagine that for some reason this "works" [bad] ... and they get married [WORSE]... have kids [EVEN WORSE], and THEY then become ClutchFans and read this in the archives: "Dad?!?!!? You... did this...? :mad: " [WORST CASE SCENARIO].

    :eek: He will rethink this.
     
  12. Jontro

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    Or they'd just go "Pics or GTFO"
     
  13. 713

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    3 point shooting is pretty easy with the rockets...

    12/17 on 3's
     
  14. Han Solo

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    From 14 to 16, i rejected girls from doing the secks. I would only allow them to gimmie dat blow j. Finally at 17, i gave in to a w**** who had previously been tag teamed at a public swimming pool. I regret it to this day that all those cute girls i could have had real relationships with and had meaning when i lost my virginity, grew up to be real hot. To this day, i can't talk to sweet looking regular girls for real relationships. I only go straight after the obvious w**** for the quick secksy time. It all started with that mistake i made at 17. =(
     
  15. clubberclyde

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    moment of silence for 713's virginity.




    Congrats :cool:
     
  16. gah

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    Obsessive–compulsive much? Get away from this thread.
     
  17. 713

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    Helping that guy out on the "Need some advice thread"
    This morning.
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  18. Rodman23

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    congratulations bro
     
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  19. RasaqBoi

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    Playaaaaaaaa! Congrats.
     
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  20. marks0223

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    Congrats! Popped the question?
     

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