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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. Rasputin12

    Rasputin12 Member

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    And one in every 3,750 women in the US die from childbirth, so the odds are relatively equal that the woman dies due to procreative sex, as well.
     
    #261 Rasputin12, Jul 17, 2012
  2. Thefabman

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    lol at fellatio ice cream and rainbow road rides.
     
    #262 Thefabman, Jul 17, 2012
  3. ScolaIsBallin

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    Fellatio icecream is the best type of icecream out there.
     
    #263 ScolaIsBallin, Jul 17, 2012
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  4. SwoLy-D

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    Did you have to ask a bunch of internet geeks like us "hey, guys, help me cross the street!" to cross it? :confused:
     
    #264 SwoLy-D, Jul 17, 2012
  5. ballerboy001

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    I was gonna sart a thread on how to tie my shoe, but, I googled it!:eek:

    :grin::):p;):cool:
     
    #265 ballerboy001, Jul 17, 2012
  6. SwoLy-D

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    You see? Did you have to post a photo of your shoes without their permission? No. :p

    I bet you rubbed your shoes together until fire came out from their bottoms while watching Olajuwon videos. :eek:
     
    #266 SwoLy-D, Jul 17, 2012
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  7. IBTL

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    wtf??
    :confused:
     
    #267 IBTL, Jul 17, 2012
  8. ballerboy001

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    I searched the words to say, but gave up, realizing this would say it best:

    [​IMG]

    Also, I saw you edit your post!!!
     
    #268 ballerboy001, Jul 17, 2012
  9. ballerboy001

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    Pretty cool sight to imagine, though! :eek:
     
    #269 ballerboy001, Jul 17, 2012
  10. Refman

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    Dude, stop asking unless you want to be the first guy that she regrets hopping into bed with.
     
    #270 Refman, Jul 17, 2012
  11. Smokey

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    Moving on is a personal decision but if you haven't even gotten off the bench in 2 years, it's unlikely and seems like it would be against her will at this point. People don't become home run hitters overnight. Get on first first! If that ain't happening, you have your answer.
     
    #271 Smokey, Jul 18, 2012
  12. Duncan McDonuts

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    This thread is full of lulz in the first 3 pages. Then it became more and more annoying as Swoly keeps ruining the board.

    For the good of the board, please stop quoting and replying to Swoly.
     
    #272 Duncan McDonuts, Jul 18, 2012
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  13. SK34

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    I got 2 words..... Jeremy Lin.
     
    #273 SK34, Jul 18, 2012
  14. 713

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    So I got tickets with her for the midnight premiere of Batman...Gonna try to make her spend the night ...hehehe ;)
     
    #274 713, Jul 19, 2012
  15. kidcave9

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    Nice work! Make clutchfans proud! :)
     
    #275 kidcave9, Jul 19, 2012
  16. Jontro

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    Don't forget to light up them scented candles. And download "I'll make love to you -Boyz 2 Men" if you haven't already. That'll get you started.

    And remember, use protection... wear a seatbelt.
     
    #276 Jontro, Jul 19, 2012
  17. RedRedemption

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    Spend the night?
    What the hell?
    You gotta hit that in the theater. You wanna get laid? You gotta go alpha. Show your girl and everyone else in that packed theater that you don't play.
     
    #277 RedRedemption, Jul 19, 2012
  18. kidcave9

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    get all the girls wet

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9VQiDFFbbmA?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #278 kidcave9, Jul 28, 2012
  19. 713

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    sooo I got it in last night after taking her to see looper. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
    #279 713, Oct 2, 2012
  20. Mr. Clutch

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    But did you get out
     
    #280 Mr. Clutch, Oct 2, 2012
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