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How to convince that special someone...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 713, Jul 16, 2012.

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  1. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

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    Stop forcing abstinence onto others Swoly.
     
    #241 RedRedemption, Jul 17, 2012
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  2. ballerboy001

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    Yall are crazy, lol.
     
    #242 ballerboy001, Jul 17, 2012
  3. pirc1

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    Some Asian families do not want their daughter to have sex at least until they no longer live at home, so you might have that working against you. Her dad might kill you lol.
     
    #243 pirc1, Jul 17, 2012
  4. SwoLy-D

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    I never said THAT. :eek: Let's recap: I never said "hey, don't have secks."

    Re-read the thread, or at least where I've posted, and I've never said that. I've hinted at other things, maybe... but not that. I appreciate the fact that you're bringing this point up, though. Clever stuff, yours is. :cool: Well done. No sarcasm here, sir.
     
    #244 SwoLy-D, Jul 17, 2012
  5. Jontro

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    So from previous pages... I learned that flexing your math skills can get you laid?

    amirite?
     
    #245 Jontro, Jul 17, 2012
  6. SK34

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6HP2escR3qQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #246 SK34, Jul 17, 2012
  7. DudeWah

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    "How many chances of a green apple do you both have"

    LOL....

    how many chances....

    Ladies and gentleman,
    This is sadly real life.
     
    #247 DudeWah, Jul 17, 2012
  8. pirc1

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    some of the things are so true. :grin:
     
    #248 pirc1, Jul 17, 2012
  9. VanityHalfBlack

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    Asian Tyler Perry???:confused:
     
    #249 VanityHalfBlack, Jul 17, 2012
  10. Pringles

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    Okay I understand where you are coming from.

    I do agree that putting up the picture of his girlfriend on a message board wasn't smart of him. But at least it wasn't a picture where the girl is posing ... uh sexually.

    But if it wasn't for the picture, would you have tried to help this young man 'get laid?'

    I applaud you for having the will to not have sex till after marriage. My question was not meant to criticize you in any way. All I was trying to say was that if a young man desires sex, than he shouldn't be criticized.
     
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  11. SwoLy-D

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    DAMN YOU! How dare you pick out my mistakes?!?!?!? ;)

    I meant "how many chances of picking a green apple"... missed "picking"! :p Good catch, sir.
    No. :eek:
     
    #251 SwoLy-D, Jul 17, 2012
  12. SpaceCityKid

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    Why does age matter? I've experienced much more than him, apparently. why not try and help him get his junk wet.
     
    #252 SpaceCityKid, Jul 17, 2012
  13. DudeWah

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    <br>
    :):grin::p;):cool:
     
    #253 DudeWah, Jul 17, 2012
  14. droopy421

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    This thread would really get a lot better if her dad frequented this site.
     
    #254 droopy421, Jul 17, 2012
  15. SwoLy-D

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    REPPED. :eek:

    [​IMG]
     
    #255 SwoLy-D, Jul 17, 2012
  16. mrm32

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    He's not trying to wash his junk in a sink, he wants to get laid.:eek:
     
    #256 mrm32, Jul 17, 2012
  17. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    And, my point still stands. There is no 100% effective method of birth control. So, unless someone is prepared to risk being that 1 in 2500 and raising the resultant child, they should not engage in sex.
     
    #257 bobrek, Jul 17, 2012
  18. SK34

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    Anyways, You can do two things:

    1. Use the "Naked Man" trick shown in the show "How I met Your Mother".

    2. Get her alone, put some Baby making music by artist such as Keith Sweat/Jodeci/Boyz 2 Men and that 80s/90s R&B. No new school R&B. Help her get in the mood by this.

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EvpQ3EunSTg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


    or I guess do both.
     
    #258 SK34, Jul 17, 2012
  19. pirc1

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    Not that I am for having sex in high school, but you can die crossing the street.
     
    #259 pirc1, Jul 17, 2012
  20. robbie380

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    Maybe she is a lesbian.
     
    #260 robbie380, Jul 17, 2012
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