Hmmm... never heard of that before. Thanks! I'll give it a shot. Sir Jackie Chiles, that site is hilarious!
Order a coke or any other dark soda as your chaser. After each shot, spit it back into the chaser. This method is a little bit of a waste of money. You also have to make sure you don't drink the chaser by accident.
just found out that this topic is still missing a seinfeld/simpson line... homer : daddy has to go to a beer drinking contest today. bart : think you'll win? homer : son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. it's how drunk you get. ...you have to be careful with the fried food before your drinking night. if you eat too much of it, you will feel sick after a couple of shots.
Food and water will help your body absorb the alcohol a little more slowly and they will also help prevent hangovers. But, cheating is sissyman cheaters and that will come back to haunt you. Nothing takes the place of practice. Buy a 40 on your way home from work and try to pound it before you get home. It takes a while for the alcohol to enter your system, so you should still be under the limit when you get home. Seriously, do we need a no drinking while driving law if there is already a no driving drunk law? I don't get it. After you get home, drink 8 or 10 beers. After a couple of weeks, raise it up to 10 or 12 beers. In 6 months, you'll be able to drink a case and 8 beers will barely give you a buzz. You'll be the envy of all of your friends and your drunk relatives on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Also, your kids and your parents won't think you're some kind of sissy lightweight. If you are hungover before work. Just have a bloody mary on your way to work. It works every time. You might consider keeping a flask in your desk too. Aim high. Cheers!
After following dsnow's advice, also make sure to get your name on the transplant list for a new liver.
Hey, here's a better idea: Do away with water in your life altogether. Bathe with alcohol. Wash and rinse with it. If you have a pool, swim in it. And, of course, drink at least eight glasses of it every day. Drinking is a lifestyle.. so it's all about immersing yourself in the culture, man
