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How sweep it is.

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by StupidMoniker, Aug 21, 2006.

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    Steinbrenner: Mrs. Costanza?

    Estelle: Yes?

    Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some very sad news about your son.

    Estelle: (gasps)

    Estelle: I can't believe it. He was so young. How could this have happened?

    Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo.

    Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George?

    Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?

    Frank: What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He's got a rocket for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doin'!

    Steinbrenner: Well, Buhner was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people loved Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying "Ken Phelps, Ken Phelps."
     

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