how old were you when you had your first sex and with whom?

damnit, I knew it was one of those chicks...and it's HELEN Lovejoy...

I'm getting rusty in my Simpsons quotes

 

Nah, I think you're class of 92 and I'm class of 91. I thought I knew for a while though. I had this junior in my Physics and Honors Spanish classes who drove a Maxima and played a lot of basketball at The Mac but I think he was a little taller than you and his personality was different. So basically I have no clue and it's probably better that way, we see what the Trader Texxx's of the world can do with private information here. Kind of sick and twisted. I actually don't remember that much from high school, it's like a weird blur.

 

oddly enough, I think I might know who you're talking about!! If it is who I think it is, we were really close friends...but I'm not him.

 

I think his name was Matt or Mark or something like that. So you were the shorter, quiet guy who always hung out with him? Ha...

 

You guys need to go on that classmates show.

 

We can't even get along on this board so I doubt that would be a very good idea.

 

*hard copy music*

classmates: death match episode

 

Does this count as anything?

hotassblondebigtit: hi... anyohe there?
pro_pimp_for_the_public: task force level 32...
hotassblondebigtit: oh your there hi....
pro_pimp_for_the_public: your mission is to infiltrate the castle and save the princess
hotassblondebigtit: a/s/l (aage sex location)?
pro_pimp_for_the_public: I'm not telling you slut
hotassblondebigtit: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might loke to chat.
hotassblondebigtit: so wht have you been up to pro_pimp_for_the_public?
pro_pimp_for_the_public: I'm looking at your profile, I thought you might like to gorge yourself and try to brush up on 3rd grade spelling
hotassblondebigtit: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny *blushes)
pro_pimp_for_the_public: Yeah, 60 minutes gets me hard all the time
hotassblondebigtit: was just browsing the yahoo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person tochat with.
hotassblondebigtit: feel likke a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
pro_pimp_for_the_public: ok how about cyber-shut-the-****-up
hotassblondebigtit: alright how bout i get down on my knees in fronnt of you and help you out of your pants?
pro_pimp_for_the_public: I wouldn't bend those legs if I were you
hotassblondebigtit: tell me what you want me to do with you while i slipp out of my panties
pro_pimp_for_the_public: I want you to speak latin and bite off the head of a spider monkey
hotassblondebigtit: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moist lipss
pro_pimp_for_the_public: my god, You don't lieten to a thing I say
pro_pimp_for_the_public: who are you Barbara Walters?
hotassblondebigtit: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing **** in my hhand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
hotassblondebigtit: all my personal info is on my web page, the link is in myy profile.
pro_pimp_for_the_public: you're typing is the only thing thats hard right now
hotassblondebigtit: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
pro_pimp_for_the_public: right, then I'll wade through pop ads like an African Swampland
hotassblondebigtit: wzat do you think of my pics?
pro_pimp_for_the_public: I think you need thumb implants
pro_pimp_for_the_public: your thumbs are too ugly
hotassblondebigtit: **** tthe phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
pro_pimp_for_the_public: ok, but why should I keep stroking the phone?
hotassblondebigtit: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
pro_pimp_for_the_public: tell Manny Ramirez he didn't pay last time

 

Soooo, I guess a CD player isnt the only thing that he cant put on the card..

 

There's always time for lubricant?

Are you old enough to vote yet moediggity? My brother lives there but I bet he's not going to vote.

 

no..wrong guy...the guy i'm thinking of isn't a matt or a mark...nothing close to that

 

Had to bump this for this hilarious conv.

That and the atrocious poll results of "teh virgins".

 

This is why I need my search privileges back, so I can bump random crap.

 

16 which I thought was pretty young.. But damnit how many times I failed before that 1st "cough cough" connection... Jesus I didn't know how much you had to frigin play with a gal to accept you.. I was like there is no damn way it's going in until that 1 day in a Camry (Yes Toyota does move you forward even if you don't want to ... Honestly I'm just an average size Joe so I can't imagine you were like Mandingo with a 14 year old..

 

and let the floodgates open...a bunch of new posts without anyone realizing this thread is from 2003.

 

Haha, this and only this.

I mean, are you freakin' kidding? It may be true, but its just utterly ridiculous.

(I'm last option, btw)

 

Aren't you married now or something?
I'm sure you are happy this thread is back to update it.

 

Man there are a lot of virgins on this site.

On another note, I'm really looking forward to this season. I think The Franchise may have an MVP type year!!!

 

Who is Sir Jackie Chiles' wife on the forum?