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How old do I look?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Jan 17, 2008.

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How old?

  1. 25-27

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. 28-30

    4 vote(s)
    1.5%
  3. 31-33

    20 vote(s)
    7.3%
  4. 34-37

    60 vote(s)
    21.9%
  5. 38-40

    53 vote(s)
    19.3%
  6. 41-43

    64 vote(s)
    23.4%
  7. 44-47

    26 vote(s)
    9.5%
  8. 48-50

    47 vote(s)
    17.2%
  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    That would be my brother's ex-girlfriend. She's a lil bit nuts.
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    Thanks bro. :rolleyes:

    As I initially stated, I found it odd that my girl's friends all thought I was "so" much older than I really was, perhaps due to them being in their 40's. I can't go to my friends, because they've all known me too long to look at me differently. I figured a poll here, where most don't know me, would be a good way to determine whether they were accurate or not. And I initially didn't want my mug plastered all over this, but "copy and paste" changed that quickly enough.

    You've been fairly hostile in your last few responses towards me. Any particular reason?
     
  3. bigbadjon_e

    bigbadjon_e Member

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    I chose early forty's in the poll, but you look older in this picture.
     
  4. HOOP-T

    HOOP-T Member

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    I'm 35 too. Wow.
     
  5. Aceshigh7

    Aceshigh7 Member

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    I may disagree with Fatty on alot of things, but you got to give him props for opening himself up to analysis like this. I wouldn't have the balls to do it, that's for sure.

    He looks early-mid 30's to me.
     
  6. bigbadjon_e

    bigbadjon_e Member

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    This poll did require some guts, Fatty.
     
  7. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    So so brave.
     
  8. ima_drummer2k

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    I remembered it because it was truly one of the funniest posts in the history of this bbs. Especially the part about gifts being an "inefficient allocation of capital".

    Just wanted to give credit where credit is due.



    Hell, half of my material is lifted from Phil Hendrie...
     
  9. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    ...You have material?

    Bada-bing! I'll be here all week.
     
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    I knew how old he was from some previous posts or so, but from the pictures I'd have guessed 38-40 or so. Fatty looks like a fun person to have a beer with.
     
  11. teknokid

    teknokid Member

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    You look old enough to be the father of the girl in the picture.
     
  12. macalu

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    ouch....but funny.
     
  13. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I can't pick on Manny anymore, I need another middle-aged person to make fun of.

    I'm needy. :eek:
     
  14. danny317

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    youre so old, you shiat dust. :D

    j/k, id say early 40's
     
  15. The Real Shady

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    I remember that post that T_J made and copied it on my computer. One of the funniest things I've ever read. Very Bret Easton Ellis/American Psychoish.
     
  16. CDogg

    CDogg Rookie

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    [​IMG]

    A fatter version of Jimmy McNulty.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm fat now? Damnit!!! :p (I do like to eat...)


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  18. Invisible Fan

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    The fast food must be killing your metabolism...
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Metabolism? No. Sex Drive? Perhaps.

    I'm not starting another thread due to the "attention w****" moniker I get from people, but I am not getting why I've only been able to "finish" 1 outta 3 times. I've looked at myself, and when the second time happened, I had nooo idea.

    It truly is perplexing, and I'm sure I'm going to get a lot of ribbing from this, but the fact is, this has never happened to me. The saddest part was that I was sooo determined to knock one out yesterday that I didn't pay attention to her needs.

    Either way, I'm screwed, or I have a complex towards actually "pleasing" a woman that I honestly haven't had for 5 years, now.

    I'd love to hear your "Dr. Drew" moments, but, honestly, I'm just screwed with getting random ass, and seeing them lift their skirt slightly, with thigh-highs, perhaps a garter, perhaps a bustierre? I'm just used to it. When an absolutely gorgeous female slips on PJ's, and I don't know why, but I lose interest, period, regardless of the attractiveness. ie. I'd rather have a 6 in a teddy than an 8 in PJ's.

    I have a problem.
     
  20. OrangeCountyCA

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    I'm so freaking drunk right now. How about you fatty?
     

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