It's pretty easy and quite the accomplishment imo. I get beer ****s, I LOVE Fiber One and it's embedded in my brain to take a before traffic dook.
More like 9+ hour day. And I don't know how. It just happens. My body says, 'Hey bro it's time again' and so I go.
An associate attorney that I hired last year takes a dump every work day at approximately 1 pm and never flushes. He cuts off some massive loafs that poke out above water level and a few almost reach the seat. It is rather repulsive and they just sit there until the cleaning lady flushes them at around 6 when she cleans the restroom. Thus far I have not caught him red handed but it has caused morale to suffer. Another attorney came to me and complained that "this isn't the service" and wanted me to advise everyone to flush. I didn't do that because it seems severe. When the subject is brought up around "the bandit", he blames the Indian engineer that has an office on the third floor.
I don't actually poop but I do go to the restroom 5+ times mainly to get away. Everyone thinks I have an illness of some sort, I'm rolling with it.
Where is the zero option? I have never once taken a **** on campus in my two years so far in college.
Hardly ever at work. Maybe once a month and I make a throne before sitting on that seat. Once in the early morning before leaving is enough until I get back home. I have a coworker that has no shame and goes in and stinks that restroom up daily. Makes no sense.
I always feel bad for the people who sit in cubes near the entrance to the restrooms.... They are sitting in crop dusting central.
I crap at least once a day at the office. I work in a very modern clean building with really clean bathrooms that are cleaned 2-3 times a day. I usually go on another floor cause I don't want to run into any of my clients in the bathroom. Sometimes I go just for a few minutes of sanctuary as someone else stated. Not crapping can really cramp someone's style.
I plan my life around not doing it. In the middle ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.