How often do you poop at work?

My schedule too. Although sometimes my time waster poop is after lunch. Then I take a pre traffic poop at 4.

 

ive worked where i do now for 7 years. i think i have gone numero dos two times.

that was from more being ill with an upset stomach. i save that for before or after work. and im also not a lard ass texan.

 

Our company has cleaning crews that come out every hour and they also provide seat covers. I never feel uncomfortable on the toilet at work. Although the toilet paper is cheap, that's why I bring my own wet wipes sometimes.

 

Hardly ever.

Wake up, cigarette, duece, shower, coffee during drive to work.

Every once in a while if lunch tears me up ill go down a few floors where 90% of the floor is female and use the mens room, if necessary, if it can wait it waits until home.

 

Same here. My work place they keep it pretty clean. I go whenever I need... usually once a day. I love making money while I take a ****.

 

Ever heard of Diarrhea?

 

1-2 times a day. Veggie filled smoothies go right through me.

 

double post.

 

My office has clean bathrooms so I go in for at least 15 mins even if I need to or not. I just chill in sanctuary on the toilet seat.

 

Drink 1 cup of coffee on the way to work
Arrive at work
Poop

My favorite thing about being one of the 1st ones in the office. Nothing like that feeling you get when you go into the bathroom and the light is still off and seat is still up from when they cleaned it the night before.

 

Whoever voted 5+ is a lying ass.

 

You get that daily? Might want to look into a new diet.

 

The bathroom after lunch is a warzone.

 

unfortunately daily. i hate it but i'm regular at 9:30

 

lol. This happens at my job too, but I'm part of the problem that's my usual go time.

 

You may want to think about switching to a brand of dog food that doesn't have quite so much filler.

 

How the F do some of yall go 3 times a day within I'm assuming an 8hour work day?!?

What are you eating for breakfast and lunch?

 

concentrated fiber packets

 

Whenever I need to? I do make sure no one else is in the restroom - if that means going back and trying again later, or climbing stairs to another restroom, I will do that. But otherwise, sure, go ahead and clean out your system when it needs it. I wouldn't do like some people who hold it all day until they get home, even if they're miserable (and literally full of **it).

I can see how it might be multiple times a day, depending on effects of coffee, high fiber diet, and/or messed up stomach. Even stress can mess up your stomach.