How often do you masturbate?

maybe maybe no

 

Fair enough. I certainly don't need lotion.

 

And what's the sock thing all about??? Has any guy actually used a sock?

 

Some people warm up banana peels in the microwave...

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LMAO. That was a classic scene from that show! I love Weeds. Probably one of the best TV shows right now. Can't wait till the next season. They are going to have Season 4 right?

 

Eh, you can start by sitting on the toilet and then when the intensity builds, go into the shower standing up.

I did it this morning and the whole process took 5 minutes - I didn't need any p*rn magazines or anything like that either. I just imagined my SO in a sexy outfit and went at it.

 

Yes. Some find they come in useful... no pun intended...

 

since we have a lot of young teenagers here the statistics don't look that bad....

 

The reason I'm financially stable is because of my masturbation ceremony...

Who needs chicks if you have 2 hands to semenise the world!

I never understood relationships once I began prepping for surgery at 12... (Sorry, I use my own slang alot!)

 

I'm actually right handed, but I usually rub it out with my left hand. Hopefully it'll make me more ambedextrious, but the main reason is because I find it a little difficult and inconvienient to scroll through porno vids with my left hand while im jerkin it with my right.

 

I think this would be a masterbation day for me.

 

Hispanic?

 

The mail only comes once a day....

 

Graveyard. At night.

 

You must have a left-handed mouse.