How often do you masturbate?

20. What is so creepy?

 

In high school, I used to visualize having sex with some of the hot chicks in school. I didn't have nude pics of them (except for one) so I had to improvise.

 

Jesus Christ, what is this? Puberty101.com forums?

 

This thread is useless without a picture...oh ****, I didn't mean that

 

I think my sex drive is out of control. There have been times when I would be having sex 1-2 times per day and I would still be horny enough to want to rub one out like every day/every other day.

 

Not if the pics are of "what you masturbate to".

 

my right hand is stronger than my left hand...i wonder why though

 

It's too tiring and labor intensive to do it standing up. It would probably take me an hour....

And for those that use shampoo.... Gotta have skill to not get any in your pee pee.... OUCH!!

 

How about no offense but it's a personal thing.

 

Don't worry, we already know you do it, sinner.

 

Oh YEah keep going, I'm almost there........ Oh,crap someones at the door....

 

Deer blind... lol.

I can only see about two female replies. Apparently females don't need it as much as males. Or at least they aren't supposed to.



Well, anyway, as long as you take care of yourself when you need to. No one needs to know about it, right?

If a female does want to do it, it's a lot easier for her. Don't have to go get lotion, or a sock or other containment device. No cleanup, no mess. Doesn't take as much energy to get there. Don't need p*rn since we run more off our imaginations anyway, and it's not all that physical.

At least everyone's admitting it in here. I think people just need stress relief. It's something biological.

 

just FYI, getting blowed by a man doesn't count..

sorry Yaozer, had to do it..

 

LOL


Classic.

I like how an earlier poster was excited to have an uncircumcised penis.

 

I remember one seinfeld episode, when they bet of how long they can stay without doing it, and elaine wanted to be in the bet too, but the guys didnt wanna because a girl can hold it more, so elaine had to put more money to get in the bet.

And I think is a biological thing, because the animals do that too.

 

I dunno what you're talking about. nope.. I think you're just imagining things. quit lying and making things up!!!

[whistles and walks away]

 

Guys don't need vibrators though. Every girl I know who is worth her salt in masturbatory experience owns one. I just know one of these days I am gonna walk into the apartment and hear a "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" coming from my roommate's room.

 

Only the ones who don't know how to take care of it themselves. Or aren't physically capable for some reason. I do know of some cases where those girls are, ummm, jealous of the ones who don't have to have toys.

 

For God's sake, Do Not Use Themasilk shampoo.

 

I would say about 150 times per meal. At least that's what my dentist recommended.