How often do you masturbate?

Where is the 6+ option?

 

If you are single, I can see the once/twice a day.

In a steady relationshp or marriage (living together) I can fathom 3-4 times a week (unless your partner wants to bang all the time then that number declines).

When you are married with kids in the house its near impossible, unless you can squeeze in a really long dump here and there or maybe get lucky when you are home alone once or twice a week.

My wife gets more pissed off about me looking at p*rn than punching the clown.

Not to mention the fact that it's such a time consuming process:

1. Get a boner
2. Find the right video/picture to look at
3. Spank
4. Clean up

Unless you are a mastermind who can fantasize about some cheerleader or whatever, most of us need to look at something - visual.

 

Apparently, I am a mastermind.

 

30 seconds to a minute.. tops.

 

If you have a good imagination and do it in the shower, you can eliminate #'s 2 and 4 and cut your time in half.

 

^^ Don't do it with shampoo.

It stings.

 

LOL .....so what else did you do it with?? Hair cream? toothpaste?

 

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!!

for men who are circumcised, do you use lotion?

i am uncircumcised, lotion is not needed

 

Lotion is not needed. Just depends on the mood.

 

Yes.

What's the weirdest place yall have done the deed?

I'll start: deer blind, south texas.

 

Also, don't eat Buffalo Wild Wings "Blazing Wings" before wacking.

 

In a Ryder rental truck going 70 mph down the interstate.


My answer, not on the poll, is once in a while...I'm old and married.
But if we had had the internet when I was young and single I might not have ever left the house. Really now it's just too easy

 

Shampoo, no. Conditioner, yes.

 

Sadly, yes for me.

 

Don't forget the Draino.

 

depends if my pr0n collection is up to date or getting old.

 

1 to 3 times a week. I'm single and therefore always feel like a loser afterwards.

And to the one who said he hasn't done it and thinks it is shameful and addictive, it definitely is addictive. Since I started it about two years ago, the longest time off has been three weeks.

 

How old are you? This is creepy.