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How often do you masturbate?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Jan 24, 2008.

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How often do you masturbate?

  1. Once Daily

    71 vote(s)
    30.2%
  2. Twice Daily

    18 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. 3-5 Times Daily

    21 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Every Other Day

    75 vote(s)
    31.9%
  5. Once Weekly

    27 vote(s)
    11.5%
  6. Not at All

    23 vote(s)
    9.8%
  1. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    When I was single, it was about twice a day during the week and 3 times during the weekends. Any more than that, and your pecker gets sore, depending on what type of lube you use. (that would be a good idea for a thread….) I don’t know how you can do it more than 4 or 5 times a day without rubbing the skin off your trouser-snake. :confused:

    Now that I’m (almost) married, I’m lucky if I can fit it in once a week. My fiancée is….well frankly, she keeps me very busy – almost to the point of wearing me out. Nowadays, I barely have enough “recovery time” to bother with masturbation.
     
  2. bigbadjon_e

    bigbadjon_e Member

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    I masturbate in the morning
    I masturbate at night
    I masturbate in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
    I masturbate in times of peace and in time of war
    I masturbate before I masturbate
    And then masturbate some more
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Does anyone else think this thread contains more info than one really wanted to know about some other posters? I'm far away, but I'd feel weird meeting some of you perverts now and shaking hands with y'all.
     
  4. meggoleggo

    meggoleggo Member

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    I already did - you missed it - check the first page.


    bigbadjon_e - nice Sublime reference!
     
  5. Royals Ego

    Royals Ego Member

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    about 3-4 times a week, i voted for every other day... but i really thought i masturbate way too much, but fortunately, this thread proves otherwise
     
  6. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    I'm typing with no hands.
     
  7. DonkeyMagic

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    3-5 times a day?! thats a joke right? :confused:
     
  8. Ace

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    Seriously how do you find time to do it 3-5 a day?????
     
  9. DonkeyMagic

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    I dont know ! :D

    but i dont want to shake these people's hand...they would crush your hand
     
  10. Plowman

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    Yeah,I watch TV every day........... ;)

    Seriously though,different things can effect how much you do it.Working out,schedules with kids/marriage leaving you worn out(you shouldn't ignore yourself though),depression,relationships,drug use,etc.

    The whole "Married couples don't talk about sex thing" is bunk too if your soulmates and flowing.You might act on it,but I sure as heck talk about it with my mate.I don't want to hear the.."I'm too busy thing" either.
    Make the time...let it be well rounded and again,flowing.

    I find that if I'm in a relationship it doesn't necessarily have an adverse effect on masturbating though..You get that testosterone/love/good feelings going and it could jumpstart a run.

    I don't know about you all,but if you swim a lot,when finished I'm ready to make love/sex/masturbate more than usual (then eat)...a strange catalyst that.

    That said every other day over here on avg.
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    What about shrinkage?

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Yeah, but it wasn't how all the posters imagined it'd be so they glossed right over it.
     
  13. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    rofl. I also liked nyquil's first post in this thread.

    I didn't start until I was 20 :eek: and I was pretty much a daily user (although I would occasionally go twice in one day). Then I got married and I stopped as my wife got very offended if the subject came up. She felt that me spanking the dolphin made her unnecessary. Of course, I tried to explain to her that wasn't the case but she wasn't happy that I would even think about doing it.

    But I have found myself going about 4 to 5 times a week, and it isn't like I don't have sex anymore. It's just like some others have said, there are times where you're horny and your partner isn't available or you know you have to go through this big production to get off. And a quickie isn't very good because you also know that she isn't going to get anything out of it, either.

    It came up the other night and she pretty much said that she knows I do it but she didn't get mad like she had in the past. I think she has finally resigned herself to the fact that guys are just horny apes in general and they have to shoot off at least once a day - whether they had sex or not.
     
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    True story:

    Back in 1998 with the Rockets heading into the playoffs, I decided I would give up all sexual gratification in the hopes that the Rox would do the unthinkable and win a championship with the 5 seed. My girlfriend wasn't happy, but she was a Rockets fan also, so she couldn't say much.

    I gave up both sex and masturbation. Needless to say, as much as I hated those two weeks, I wasn't incredibly disappointed that they went out in the first round. I think I had my first wet dream since I was 15 during that time.

    Anyone who says they don't is either having sex constantly, or is lying.
     
  15. Plowman

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    LOL......ima,
    If just laying around the beach or pool with your woman taking the occasional dip,I find it's the opposite.Don't you just want to go inside and throw down after awhile?I think if your out there long enough eventually critical mass is reached....I know what you mean though.....good episode BTW.

    Another thing..don't know about you guys,but every so often don't you get a perverse pleasure about going spanking that monkey with your significant other in close proximity not knowing with the threat of being discovered.
    Of course this is probably connected to the whole sex in a slightly public place with the minor chance of discovery sometimes.

    Dr.Strange
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    I can't believe there are so many GUYS freaked out about this topic. EVERY GUY DOES IT. I've been doing it since the first time I saw The Benny Hill Show 30 years ago.

    Seriously, what's the big deal? It's healthy. I can't believe there are still people who think it's perverted or something.
     
  17. The Real Shady

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    Has anybody ever jacked it at work before?
     
  18. countingcrow

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    18 people who have voted "Not at all".

    I call BS...
     
  19. Mr. Clutch

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    I feel sorry for you.
     
  20. countingcrow

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    I do regret now not making this a public poll...

    I wonder if it would have steered some of you away from voting...
     

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