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How often do you masturbate?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Jan 24, 2008.

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How often do you masturbate?

  1. Once Daily

    71 vote(s)
    30.2%
  2. Twice Daily

    18 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. 3-5 Times Daily

    21 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Every Other Day

    75 vote(s)
    31.9%
  5. Once Weekly

    27 vote(s)
    11.5%
  6. Not at All

    23 vote(s)
    9.8%
  1. pchan

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    All the time.
     
  2. Hydhypedplaya

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    Where is the 10% that denies about doing it??

    Also, can we some female feedback in this thread??? and then.. this thread is useless without pics :D
     
  4. nyquil82

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    I'm doing it thinking about this thread. This post is the ejaculate.
     
  5. nyquil82

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    Okay, another question for people here, how many people visit clutchfans after they finish?
     
  6. Yaozer

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    Iono who'd come here after they finish, but I do know not to visit the GARM while you're at it. shoot you straight down.
     
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    I'll be honest, I'm part of that 10%. Its been more than 2-3 months at least. And I don't even have a girl at the moment.

    Its kind of weird that I only think about sex maybe once or twice a day. I think the key for me is not looking at pictures/videos of hot chicks when I surf the internet.
     
  8. Smokey

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    Cause you can do it better. It sounds like your marriage is an exception...most married people make sex sound like an ordeal. Instead of that once a week or month BS just do it yourself.
     
  9. Yaozer

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    Just wondering.. are you above the 30 yr mark? Nobody I know that's my age (early 20's) would ever stand not doing it for more than a week.
     
  10. Cannonball

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    I remember reading War of the Worlds in 8th grade. It was talking about people running out of their houses ejaculating and I was like WTF? I didn't realize that ejaculation is also a grammatical term.
     
  11. Mr. Brightside

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    No, I just turned 26.

    But in my younger days (high school) I was a masturbating menace!
     
  12. Deckard

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    Nah, most married people just don't talk about sex. I can, because no one knows who I am. We have a terrific sex life, so you could be right... maybe we are exceptional. She fills every need I have and then some. :cool:
     
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    I am almost 20, have never done it in my life. I think it is shameful and addictive. But is it true i am risking cancer?
     
  14. CharlieMurphy

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    You're sick.
     
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    That's because you're a Mormon or currently working at an Amish farm... Where do you live actually???
     
  16. JJ

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    LOL! :D
     
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    When you guys release the heavenly holy water, where does it go?? On a napkin,old t-shirt or your dog's coat??? Me, i would use an empty glass jar right before i hit the high mark, so that way it doesn't get on the floor,ceiling or any other important garments i have around the house....
     
  18. pchan

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    You're still the master of your domain.
     
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    14? Wow, 7 is my record.
     
  20. Uprising

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    This should have been a public poll. :D
     

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