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How often do you masturbate?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by countingcrow, Jan 24, 2008.

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How often do you masturbate?

  1. Once Daily

    71 vote(s)
    30.2%
  2. Twice Daily

    18 vote(s)
    7.7%
  3. 3-5 Times Daily

    21 vote(s)
    8.9%
  4. Every Other Day

    75 vote(s)
    31.9%
  5. Once Weekly

    27 vote(s)
    11.5%
  6. Not at All

    23 vote(s)
    9.8%
  1. dntrwl

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  2. OrangeCountyCA

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    I think we should have another thread discussing what do you masturbate to? That would be interesting.
     
  3. moestavern19

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    IIRC, these threads have been started before and are usually locked.
     
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    [Woody Allen voice] Hey, It's sex with someone I love! [Woody Allen voice]
     
  5. Major Malcontent

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    Twice a day is the average. I seldom go more than two days without the self lovins even if I have a partner ready and willing.

    I stayed home from school one day in 7th grade and I think I may have the record.
     
  6. Cannonball

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    Age is a factor. I'm sure teenagers do more often. I know that when I was younger, I did it as often as it took to "reload".
     
  7. tested911

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    Nobody can resist Palmela Handerson
     
  8. tested911

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    Oh also I'm extremely happy that nobody said useless without Pics LOL bwhaha :D

    On a side note I'm writing these names down so if I ever meet you guys don't take it the wrong way if we don't shake hands..
     
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    This has to be one of the funniest threads of the year! (Even though there's still 11.25 months left in 2008)
     
  10. Kam

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    why coudnt this be a public poll?


    I voted for 3-5 times a day. if i wanted to, I could go 7 or 8 times.

    I'm losing vision in my left eye, so I am slowing down.
     
  11. Yaozer

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    [​IMG]

    I think I may have committed kitty genocide...
     
  12. igotask8board

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    I voted once weekly, but it's less than that now. I heard hormones cause you to break out which would result to more masturbation.

    90% of men masturbate. The other 10% lie about it.
     
  13. ferrari77

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    A lot more now since my girl is ticked off at me.
    I'd say 1-2 times a day.

    Back in my younger days, i think 4 times was tops for me.

    14!!!! Thats just insane. I would think your d*#k would fall off. :eek:
     
  14. Deckard

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    Maybe if my wife goes out of town for a week on business. Otherwise, why on earth would I? ;)
     
  15. chow_yun_fat

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    because it's summer and you're horny :cool:
     
  16. Deckard

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    In the summer I go with my wife if she goes out of town! :p
     
  17. Jugdish

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    Felicide.
     
  18. distence

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    hey guys im typing with one hand right now
     
  19. Major Malcontent

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    I've heard this argument. And I guess its true for some people. One of my ex-girlfriends used to get offended that is still occasionally self serviced when she was "available and willing" anytime I wanted.

    But for me the "quickie" variety of sex has little appeal. If I don't have the time or inclination to make love properly, or I sense my partner would just be doing it to "please me"...then I would much rather take 5 minutes and get a little quick stress relief and save the sex for a time when we would both really enjoy it.
     
  20. RocketsAddict

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    I masturbate before I masturbate, and then I masturbate twice.
     

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