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How much ass do you think Chandler Parsons gets?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rofflesaurus, May 22, 2013.

  1. el gnomo

    el gnomo Member

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    dafuq? How did you find this thread? What prompted you to come back to it? Did you wait 2 months to make this joke?

    Not trying to be an ass, genuinely intrigued.
     
  2. RocketBlood

    RocketBlood Contributing Member

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    ^^You are looking pretty fruity standing next to chandler bangs.

     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    Yes, debatable, yes, debatable, yes. Debatable with qualifications.
     
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Why is Aaron Brooks wearing a Yaga shirt from 1989?
     
  5. AceballerGTR

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    The Fast and the Furious?
     
  6. jgreen91

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    There is something you guys need to understand and this will help you out in life. It's not about how good looking you are. It's about your status. Parsons is an NBA player with millions so he's attractive to women because he's a high status man. Not because he looks like a pretty boy.

    I guarantee you Harden probably gets way more ass than Parsons and I doubt any of you here would say Harden is better looking than Parsons. I sat next to some girls on a flight from Florida to California and they said they were going to spend the weekend with James Harden He paid for their flight, their hotel and I saw proof of this on her cell phone, along with some naughty pics of her in her birthday suit...
     
  7. TheChosenOne

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    More than a toilet seat son.
     
  8. dragician

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    you must be a woman.
     
  9. TheChosenOne

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    She's a man BABY!
     
  10. RV6

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    I agree with the status part....but IMO quality > quantity and Parsons should have the edge there.
     
  11. iJHolmes

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    but parsons has a gf that he's supposedly in a serious relationship with. i dont see him walking around banging any hot chick that comes up to him.
     
  12. GanjaRocket

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    Lol probably right but ppl wanna fantasize and live vicariously so they imagine parsons' p***y conquests
     
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    http://instagram.com/r_crowley

    Yep.
     
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